No.1 Warren Central beats Terre Haute South so bad that they start throwin’ temper tantrums! “Shook”

I’ve been on my soap box all week about the IHSAA not seedin’ the tournament. Then I show up to see No.1 Warren Central beat the brakes off of Terre Haute South in the Regional Finals after they went to overtime with No.3 Ben Davis in the semi-finals 83-48. Why? Because when you don’t seed the tournament this is the foolishness that boyz have to sit and watch.

Teams that have no business in the Regional Finals slide in and get drug up and down the floor all night after duns paid to see it. At the 4:04 mark of the first period Warren Central had already climbed out of the whip and was goin’ through their pockets takin’ lunch money and sneakers. They were up 10-2 before a boy could even open his program.

By the end of the 1st quarter it was 26-7 and by the break Warren Central had already hung a half-a-hundred on them. It was 52-25 at halftime bruh!!!! Stop with this foolishness!!!

Jakobie Robinson led all scorers with 17 as he came out of the driver’s seat on a boy followed by Antwaan Cushingberry’s 16 as he slid out of the passenger side door. Both Jesse Bingham and David Bell dropped off 14 apiece on their way to Big Momma’s house.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Warren Central could score any kind of way they wanted to bruh. After a while they were makin’ stuff up and scorin’ points. At some point I swear they were playin’ H.O.R.S.E. out there. It was a darn track meet and Warren was the only cat on the track but that’s what you get when you try to level the playin’ field by doin’ a blind draw.

How many other cats have to get drug before the IHSAA wises up to the fact that the best teams should be playin’ in the Finals and not the teams that just happened to beat a team on their level.  If nothin’ else, Ben Davis and Warren Central should have been playin’ for the Regional Title on Saturday night instead of in the semi-final.

They were beatin’ Terre Haute South so bad that they started resortin’ to foolishness to get attention. You know how a kid starts actin’ up when the new baby is born? They started gettin’ technical fouls for hittin’ cats in the head with the ball when they should be inboundin’ it. Then De’Avion Washington got ejected for talkin’ sideways, way too much to Warren and to the refs. I’m just glad that game finally came to an end. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!