Nick Saban tries to go off on his fan base for being tired of watching them play cupcakes! “C’mon Bruh!”

This guy is incredible! Photo: ESPN

We’re all accustomed to seeing Nick Saban showing up to speak with the media only to come out of his butt with some made up reason to be mad. Either he’s upset that the media is praising his team too much or something else that makes absolutely no sense.

Well…this week the dun had the nerve to be mad at the students at Alabama for not showing up last weekend to see that foolishness that they scheduled in Week 5 against Louisiana Lafayette. Ole boy is literally trying to psych himself out to be mad because nobody showed up to see a Pop Warner game.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I wrote a crazy Hot Joint on Sunday entitled “Still Hiding” that literally explained to folks how Alabama continues to hustle the system and NOBODY questions it! Well playa…even the Alabama student body is tired of this foolishness. They get free tickets to the games and still won’t go. Well….it’s part of their student activity fees but they don’t have to come out of their own lunch money to go is what I’m saying.

It’s Week 5 and they’re still playing cupcakes!!! We’ve seen this for years out of Bama. Like I said in the Hot Joint, they play nobody during their non-conference schedule annually except for the first game of the season and then that is played on a neutral field in the south. They NEVER play a true home and away like most big time programs do. They hide in the south and play garbage teams in the non-conference schedule.

Yo Nick!! If you think they didn’t show up Week 5 to watch you guys maul some road kill from Louisiana Lafayette just wait until Week 11 when freakin’ The Citadel rolls into town. Your family may be the only people at the stadium that day. Stop with this foolishness bruh and play some real teams. You’re already playing in the horrible SEC West with Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss State and Tennessee. The only two games you play all season is against LSU and Auburn and both of them are NEVER great at the same time.

While other big time programs are playing true home and away match ups at the beginning of the season Bama never does. Sure, everybody scheduled a few cupcakes but Bama NEVER plays a real game on the road. Ohio State will play Oklahoma or Texas etc. on a home and away schedule. We’ll see Michigan go to Oregon or we’ll see USC go to Texas and vice versa. Alabama is hiding in the south playing freakin’ Troy, Georgia Southern, The College of Charleston, foolishness like that but then the head coach has to nerve to try to go off of the fan base for being smart enough not to show up. Give me a freakin’ break Nick Saban. Try going off on your Athletic Director for putting that foolishness on the schedule every year. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.