JERKVILLE, AL. — By now everybody’s seen or heard Nick Saban’s ridiculous response to ESPN’s Maria Taylor’s legitimate question about his quarterback situation after Alabama’s win over Louisville on Saturday night. She asked him “what answers does he have about his quarterbacks after watchin’ them tonight?”
Ole boy got increasingly irritated as he continued to talk while answerin’ the question. “Well, I still like both guys. I think both guys are good players. I think both guys can help our team, all right? So why do you continually try to get me to say something that doesn’t respect one of them? I’m not going to. So quit asking.”
Nick Saban responded critically to a question about his QBs after Alabama's win. pic.twitter.com/sZCvIox2Dq
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 2, 2018
The dun straight snapped for no reason!!! Well…we should have known that he was about to blow because he’d been irritated all week with reporters askin’ him about who would be the starter? Durin’ a press conference earlier in the week he said, “I wish we could talk about something else.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Media-types would not be askin’ him about who the starter will be if he’d just make a darn decision. Until he names a starter that will be the topic of conversation. Where’s he from? It’s Alabama the No.1 team in America that doesn’t have a starter named officially. However, he had to start one of them on Saturday yet he’s not namin’ a starter. Makes absolutely no sense.
It’s darn obvious who should be startin’ because he started him on Saturday. The dun that can throw the football. They both can run it but Tua Tagovailoa is the better quarterback bruh. He went 12-for-16 for 227 yards and two touchdowns on Saturday and he came in the second half of the national title and saved the day. What are we talkin’ about here Nick? Oh yeah, Jalen Hurts got some run on Saturday too and finished 5-for-9 for 70 yards. It’s simple bruh.
You do the math playa. There can only be one startin’ QB so make a decision NICK and quit actin like a spoiled brat. We’re goin’ to keep askin’ you the same question until you pull the trigger, especially now that we know you’re touchy about it. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!