ARLINGTON, Texas — About 75 minutes before kickoff the Miami Hurricanes were down on the field talkin’ $100,000 worth of noise to the LSU Tigers. It got so bad that boyz were on the “Hold Me Back” foolishness of the 8th grade. Like “Man you lucky they’re holdin’ me back right now!” Or remember the, “You lucky my momma is out here or else I’d whoop yo butt!” When the smoke cleared LSU had run through Miami 33-17.
Yeah they did all of that talkin’ and whoofin’ and got out there and got the dog snot beaten out of them. Before I could bite into my brat good LSU was moppin’ the floor with the “slight chance of rains” 30-3 midway through the third quarter. Don’t call Miami the Hurricanes again for the rest of the season. They’ve officially lost that title until the start of the 2019 season and they’ll be on probation then.
You can’t talk that much trash pushin’ and shovin’ like that and then get out there and get drug up and down the field. They should be ashamed of themselves for embarrassin’ Big Momma and the hood like that.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Duns like Michael Irvin, Ed Reed and Ray Lewis had to be sick watchin’ their Hurricanes turn into a drizzle right before their eyes because you know they were either in the buildin’ or watchin’ this foolishness on TV.
Look here bruh, I don’t want to hear another peep about Miami or the turnover chain in 2018. As a matter of fact, they got turned over on Sunday night on national television and got beaten like they stole Big Momma’s last peppermint right before church. Now that we’re done talkin’ about the water faucet from South Florida enjoy the rest of your college football season. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!