One of my favorite quotes of all-time comes from Benjamin Franklin when he says, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” Well playas…ole Lucky Whitehead has worked extremely hard to remain stupid as proven by him gettin’ cut from the Dallas Cowboys on Monday for bein’ arrested back in June for stealin’ $25 worth of merchandise from a Wawa convenience store in Prince William County, Va. and then skippin’ the court appearance resultin’ in another charge. Let’s hope the dun’s innocent of this foolishness.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The dun was barely even on the freakin’ team in the first place bruh. He was an undrafted free agent in 2015 out of Florida Atlantic that played mostly special teams over the past couple of seasons. He did get a few plays from scrimmage but for the most part the dun was a special teamer.
Now don’t get it twisted, I’m not knockin’ a boy for playin’ special teams because he was makin’ more bread on special teams than most VP type cats are makin’ in corporate America. However, I am knockin’ him for bein’ stupid enough to piss it away over $25 worth of foolishness!! If he did it.
He told the Cowboys that it was a case of mistaken identity. He says that he wasn’t even in town when the alleged incident occurred. He showed the Cowboys an airline ticket for the same date, June 22, where he flew to D.C. at 7:18am and landed at 11:30 am. However, the report shows the dun bein’ arrested at 1:30am earlier that mornin’! I can’t make this foolishness up bruh.
He wants the Cowboys to believe that he wasn’t in town when he was arrested 6 hours before his flight left. Know they looked at him with the gas face and threw him out of trainin’ camp so fast it made his nose bleed, like my daddy used to say. “If you don’t git yo….!”
Just last week the dun was all over TV tellin’ boyz that somebody was holdin’ his Pit Bull for ransom for 10 racks. He finally settled with them for an undisclosed amount. Really bruh? Again, I can’t make this foolishness up. Now he’s out here lookin’ crazy because he’s gotta explain to Big Momma today that he lost that good job over $25 worth of ish. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!