The Jay Graves Report

For LeBron to threaten Kyrie this has nothin’ to do with hoop bruh! “Personal”

"Say somethin'! Say somethin' bruh!" Photo: (USATSI)

Everybody and their baby’s momma is caught up in this Kyrie/LeBron foolishness. Duns are tryin’ to determine whether or not LeBron leaked the information to the press. He says that he didn’t but who really knows right?

However, at some point it was goin’ to fall out of the whip into the middle of the street. If the dun was requestin’ a trade then it was goin’ to become public knowledge so why do we care who leaked it?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If I were LeBron I’d be pissed at the reason why the dun asked for the trade because he made it personal instead of about hoop.

Kyrie is upset that he’s not gettin’ the same preferential treatment that LeBron gets. Accordin’ to league sources the dun wanted out because his boys (friends) don’t get to roll with the team like LeBron’s.

C’mon bruh, now Kyrie’s on one! That’s not about hoop it’s about him bein’ jealous of a boy and what he gets compared to him.

What does it benefit LeBron to leak the trade because it takes any leverage that Cleveland would have had away because duns on the other side of the table knows that Kyrie wants out. LeBron of all people wouldn’t shoot himself in the foot on purpose.  He’s the only player in the history of the league that has the pressure to win a title every year. That makes no sense!

And will somebody PLEASE tell me when have you ever heard the most “professional” and guarded basketball player in the league allow his camp to tell the press that wants to beat Kyrie’s Gluteus Maximus? And that’s the edited version.

LeBron has controlled everything about his public persona since the day he walked into the league at 18 years old. Now all of a sudden he let’s the world know that he’ll beat the brakes off of Kyrie in front of millions.

Naw playa, it’s way more to it than Kyrie wantin’ to be traded. When the most guarded cat in the league threatens a boy the marriage went south a long time ago and we’re just now seein’ the fight in the driveway. This joint is way more personal than boyz think. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!