Lamar Jackson is on some “school yard razzle-dazzle give me yo lunch money” type stuff right now!

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Now that everybody has picked their jaws up off of the ground this morning. We can talk about it. Lamar Jackson is doing what most folks thought was impossible for him to do just a year ago and that’s to ball out. He’s killing the game right now and nobody has answers for this foolishness. On Monday Night Football in prime time he jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth doin’ work on these boyz as he led the Ravens to a 45-6 rout of the Los Angeles Rams.

On Monday night in front of Big Momma, Uncle Ray-Ray, Bone-Bone and Man-Man nem he shattered NFL records that most folks never knew existed. Here’s what ole boy established:

 

  • First player with five touchdown passes in a Monday Night Football debut, according to the Elias Sports Bureau research.
  • Youngest player (22 years old) with multiple games of five touchdown passes in NFL history.
  • First player in NFL history with four touchdown passes and at least 50 yards rushing in consecutive games.
  • First player with at least 3,000 passing yards and 1,500 rushing yards over his first two seasons in NFL history.

That’s NUTS!!!! He’s putting on a clinic in the greatest football league on the planet like he’s out in the street playing where Mr Johnson’s car and Old Lady Parker’s bushes are the touchdowns. Did you see him point at a boy when he ran past him on Monday night before throwing the football? That was some ole school yard razzle-dazzle give me yo lunch money type stuff right there. I loved it.

I know most cats the grew up in the suburbs or without great trash talkers in their neighborhood, or better yet, those that were the recipients of constant trash talk didn’t like it. However, I LOVED IT!!! Sports are about emotion and talking trash is the best example of it. Yo Lamar!!!! Do yo thang playa and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.