SAMEOLEBEARSVILLE — Last week I wrote the Crazy Hot Joint entitled “Same Ole Foolishness” about the Chicago Bears makin’ the worst financial decision in team history when they signed Khalil Mack for $141 million. They gave him $90 million guaranteed and $60 million of that in a signin’ bonus last week.
Everybody and their baby’s momma representin’ the Bears faithful went NUTS because I had the nerve to say it. So fast forward to Sunday Night Football as Chicago rolls into Lambeau Field to bump heads with the Green Bay Packers. Before a boy could bite into his hot dog good Khalil Mack was doin’ what he typically does. He was wreckin’ shop!!! Ballin’ out of control!!! Doin’ damage!!
Again…he was the third best pass rusher in the league last year with the Raiders. So we already knew that he was a beast. He was sackin’ boyz, strippin’ cats and scorin’ touchdowns all in the first half. But again, it’s only the first half!!
Aaron Rodgers went down with a knee injury early in the ball game so they were really takin’ advantage of DeShone Kizer, the Fightin’ Irish’s black Dutchman or German whichever you want to roll with. You do realize that Kizer is the Americanized version of Dutch (Keyser) and German (Kaiser)? Just a little knowledge for you and that’s free playa.
By the time the game got to the break my social media was blowin’ up because Bears fans were talkin’ $100,000 worth of noise about how they were eatin’ and gettin’ ready to go to the Super Bowl with this defense like they always do. They were up 20-0 and it was a freakin’ zoo tryin’ to talk these duns off the roof.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s the freakin’ Bears!!! We’ve seen this movie 1,000,000 times before bruh. They wet the bed and soiled the mattress so bad that Big Momma can’t even turn it over. She’s got to throw it out and buy another one in the mornin’.
Aaron Rogers came back out there in the second half and beat them on a bum knee. A bum knee bruh!! They were up 20 points and loss 24-23 even with the dun ballin’ out of control with a $60 million signin’ bonus in his thigh pad pocket. Khalil Mack had bread comin’ out of his shoes and they still managed to implode. Why? Because they’re the Chicago Bears that’s why.
You paid that dun to do what he does and that he did but they still loss a game that they shouldn’t have. It’s like the old colloqiualism that says, “If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and makes a loud crashin’ noise and there’s nobody around to hear it. Did it really make a sound?” That’s the Chicago Bears bruh! They paid a dun a fortune thinkin’ that he would change who they were at the core but it doesn’t.
They had a Top 10 defense last year and only won 5 games. They spent $141 million on Khalil Mack to do his thing and they’re still the same ole Bears. Losin’ games that they shouldn’t lose. Unless they make the playoffs, spendin’ that type of bread on one player on defense makes absolutely no sense especially if you can’t win games when you’re up 20 points with a so-called top 10 defense. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!