By now everybody and their baby’s momma, Uncle LeRoy and cousin Man-Man has seen or heard Kevin Garnett sounding like he’s had way too many brownies or gummy bears talkin’ about he and the Celtics broke LeBron.
At what point do you stop an interview and tell a boy that he’s lost his freakin’ mind? There’s only so much room for being nice and acting like the dun you’re talking to isn’t crazy or high when they start talking like they’ve just jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth.
During an appearance on the Bill Simmons Podcast, KG starts talking like a complete mad man about how he and the Celtics broke LeBron. Ole boy says, “Man, listen. Let me tell you something. The C’s, we didn’t give a f— about LeBron. We didn’t fear LeBron. And we didn’t think he could beat all five of us. And that’s how it felt. He was trying to consolidate because he didn’t want the pressure on him. You understand?”
What!!!? Let’s start from the beginning KG!! Weren’t you in Boston because you couldn’t win in Minnesota. Isn’t the ONLY reason you’ve even got a championship is because you consolidated? And who cares how it happened? It happened.
These duns get amnesia real quick and they aren’t even diagnosing hoopers with CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy) yet. Maybe they should check that dun’s brain for that right now.
Now what’s so sad is that these cats dive off of the deep end and the person interviewing them doesn’t stop them in their tracks. We all saw LeBron light the Celtics up in 2012 when they went down 3-2 in Miami having to go back to Boston for Game 6. We all saw LeBron pop their butts and that’s the edited version.
LeBron got in their rectums with 45 points, 15 rebounds and 5 assists to win Game 6 in Boston 98-79. Then he drug their butts (edited version) back down to Miami to blast them in Game 7 101-88 with 31 points and 12 rebounds to go on to win their first title.
Now help me to understand where he broke LeBron? Is he talking about how LeBron broke his foot off in their butts and got them disbursed when Boston shipped he and Paul Pierce to Brooklyn for a box of Skittles and Lemonheads and Ray Allen decided that it made sense to get in the car with Miami and keep winning? If that’s what he’s talking about then yes I would have to agree.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There isn’t a player not named Michael Jeffery Jordan that can talk trash about being as good or better than LeBron James and Mike can get some push back. I completely understand the hate directed at this man but let’s pump the brakes and not be so disrespectful bruh.
KG sounds like the old man that wants to tell the world how good he was and jumped off of the deep end trying to do so. He was my favorite player of all-time because of the passion that he played with.
He played EVERY game like it was the NBA Finals. On a Tuesday night in February KG was gettin’ it in like it was Game 7 of the Finals. That’s what I loved about his game. Now he’s the crazy old man standing outside of the liquor store in the hood trying to remind folks of who he once was and their running away from him saying, “Don’t pay any attention to him. He apparently used to shoot hoop and now look at him. Pitiful isn’t it?”
From now on please stop the next dun from talking crazy when he comes on your show or podcast. Then we’ll stop having these ignorant outbursts like this. Stop me when I start lyin’!
