KD let a boy talk him into jumping out of a plane with no parachute! “Makes No Sense”

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TORONTO — I’ve been telling boyz since the Finals started that Kevin Durant wasn’t capable of playing after sustaining what they were calling a calf injury no matter what they tell you. Before every game the Warriors have been running game on folks saying that KD was day-to-day etc. Anybody with half a brain knew that ole boy couldn’t come back primarily because he wasn’t in any cardiovascular shape not to mention his body not being in physical shape.

You can’t go 0-100mph and not blow a wad. The body doesn’t work that way. I don’t care who you are. Well playas…12 minutes into this foolish experiment KD suffered an Achilles injury. Why? Because he was trying to go from 0-100mph when he was already compensating for the calf injury. It was impossible to pull off.

Ole boy was initially injured on May 8th and then Golden State jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth screaming that KD was not only going to play in Game 5 but that the dun was going to start. Start what? He sure as heck wasn’t going to finish it and he didn’t.

No way should he have been released to play. Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller both could see that down the street at midnight. However, Golden State threw him out there because they were only thinking of themselves instead of the player. That’s why Bob Myers, the Warriors GM, got up on the podium in the postgame spilling those fake tears like he really cared.

He was more concerned about winning than he was about the health of his own player. I know KD’s agent had to be fighting mad about him even putting a uniform on last night. He’s a free agent next month and now he’ll be out for at least a year fooling around with an Achilles. Foolishness and for what? Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it