The Milwaukee Bucks became the great escape for Indianapolis native George Hill on Friday. They finalized a deal that would add two veterans to their roster and clear their books at least for the near future in a five player trade with the Cleveland Cavaliers and Washington Wizards.
The Bucks picked up Hill, forward Jason smith and a 2021 second-round pick from Washington. The Cavs got Matthew Dellavedova back and center John Henson as well as 2021 first and second round picks from Milwaukee. Who cares what Washington got out of the deal? Well…okay, I’ll tell you. They picked up Sam Dekker from Cleveland via Milwaukee and literally swapped second round picks with Cleveland. Then the Cavs sent the Wizards’ 2021 pick back to Washington for their 2022 pick.
That was a whole lot of foolishness to get back to the same results. My point here is this, George Hill is in an all out sprint to get to Milwaukee this morning. You know they offered to fly that dun out there but he took off running as soon as his agent called him bruh.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy probably didn’t even pack. He grabbed his toothbrush and dipped. As a matter of fact he stopped at Walgreens and got one. I saw that dun in a full out sprint about 3 this morning running along 80/94 headed towards Chicago in a pair of UGG Boots and a full length mink coat.
Do you know how bad it is in Cleveland right now? They are 5-20!!! There are only two teams as bad or worse and that’s the Hawks with the same record and the dull Phoenix Suns. At least you’re in Atlanta playing for the Hawks and it’s constant warmth and sunshine in Arizona.
Getting the brakes beaten off of them in Cleveland is no fun at all. I know that when they called George Hill and told him he was being traded darn near passed out. Aye, if you see the homie running to Milwaukee this morning stop and give him a pound and keep it moving because he’s going to refuse to take a ride. He’s got to run the Cavs losing stench off of him by the time he gets to the Bucks. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.