MILWAUKEE — Big Momma would always say, “Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it.” Well playas, ole Kyrie Irving wanted to be Batman so bad that he dipped out of Cleveland for greener pastures in Boston criticizing LeBron until he figured out what pressure actually feels like. It felt good being Batman until he actually got caught.
Remember when the dun bounced how he was talking strong about why he wanted to leave and that he was his own man etc.? He took shots at LeBron on his way out of the door? Remember that foolishness?
The thought of being the man with all of the pressure of leading the team is way better than the actually being the man with all of the pressure. On Wednesday night the Bucks tied that dun and his teammates up in a Brooklyn basement beating them 4 games to 1 to send them fishing. Now he finally realizes that Batman was the guy that always figured out how to get them out of a jam.
Robin was the one that always said “Holy Crap Batman what do we do now.” All Robin had to do was stay with Batman and he was fine. He never decided to jump in the driver’s seat of the Batmobile and change the darn channel on the radio and lean the seat back. Naw playa, he knew what his role was and he played it.
Kyrie on the other hand, thought that it made sense to bounce and mess up a good combo deal that could have been great together for a long time. Now that dun couldn’t even be competitive in the East Conference Semifinals. Boston was literally a better team without him.
They were a much better team with him being hurt last year than they were this year with him running the show. That’s some real talk right there. I hope that he’ll recognize now that being Robin ain’t so bad.
Oh and for all of those people that say Kyrie won the title in Cleveland because he hit a few big shots. He was still Robin. LeBron led both teams in that Finals in points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steals. If it weren’t for King James the dun never would have been in a position to hit those big shots. Like I said before, Robin. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.