Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once said, “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” Confucius broke it down like this, “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” Then Mark Twain put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and success is sure.”
Well playas…ole Mark must have been talkin’ about Conor McGregor. This dun is on top of the world right now with his pockets loaded comin’ off of actually gettin’ the brakes beaten off of him by Floyd Mayweather last August. He made a fortune for talkin’ his way into a fight that he had no business bein’ in and on Thursday he ended up in jail lookin’ like a darn fool.
This cat showed up at the UCF 223 media event at the Barclays Center on Thursday and was caught on camera throwin’ a hand holy through a bus’s window that was carryin’ the actual fighters for the event. He was charged with three counts of misdemeanor assault and one count of felony criminal mischief for this foolishness.
Apparently, he was fired up about bein’ stripped of the 155-pound championship that he’s never defended and he was beefin’ with one of the cats on the bus. The last time ole boy fought in UFC was November of 2016. Sure, he tried to scrap with Floyd but that doesn’t count because it was boxin’.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is what happens when tryin’ to keep it real goes bad. He made $30 million off of the Mayweather fight alone and now he’s throwin’ hand dolly’s through windows? What’s wrong with this cat.
Sure, I get that he wants to play this image of bein’ a tough guy but he’s wasn’t even in the freakin’ event. Stop with this foolishness. Now he’s messin’ up not only Dana White’s bread but his own potential bread goin’ forward. He can’t make any money sittin’ in jail. Ignorance at it’s finest. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
4) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!