INDIANPOLIS — The Dallas Cowboys and their obnoxious fans rolled into Indianapolis on Sunday ready to talk $10,000 worth of noise and got their lunch money taken before the first period ended. They were winners of five in a row with one of the best defenses in the league. By the time the smoke cleared they had been turned upside down getting the brakes beaten off of them 23-0.
The Colts started the season 1-5 and have now won 7 out of 8 games to post an 8-6 record sitting second in the AFC South. That’s NUTS!!! It was’t even close bruh!!! There was total dominance of a team that had been rolling with a defense that looked unstoppable. This was the first time the Cowobys had been shut out since 2003.
Indianapolis laid the wood on a boy and kept it moving. Andrew Luck was as smooth as silk finishing 16 of 27 for 192 yards. He didn’t throw a touchdown but he didn’t he didn’t throw an interception either. However, Marlon Mack ran all over one of the best defenses in the league finishing with 139 yards on 27 carries and two touchdowns. He becomes the first player to rush for over 100 yards and 2 touchdowns against the Cowboys since 2015. Again, that’s NUTS!!!
T.Y. Hilton did his usual going off on a boy on Sunday finishing with 85 receiving yards on 5 catches. Nyheim Hines got into the mix catching 4 passes for 45 yards.
What can we say about the Colts defense playa? They showed up and showed out or like my momma used to say, “Showed their bare bottoms.” They contained Ezekiel Elliott to only 87 yards on 18 carries. He was able to catch 7 balls for 41 yards but the dun didn’t score. That was most important.
This was only the second shut out that the Colts have pitched all season and boy was it great to see them blast the Dallas Cowboys and their obnoxious fan base. It doesn’t matter what team you cheer for, you can always appreciate watching Cowboys fans walk out of a stadium with their tails between their legs not saying a word. In my Ice Cube voice, “Today Was a Good Day!”
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.