Y’all know the drill. I like to sit in the cut and watch the foolishness play out before I jump out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth with my opinion.
So everybody and their baby’s momma’s been tryin’ to figure out what happened in the Clippers’ locker room after the Rockets’ game. Well…what we do know is that duns like James Harden, Gerald Green, Chris Paul and Trevor Ariza ended up in the the Clippers’ joint.
We do know that Chris Paul is probably the only cat that knew about the secret entrance into the locker room. So why did it take so long to investigate this foolishness?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! We know about the beef that took place on the floor resultin’ in Blake Griffin gettin’ ejected. We saw ole boy brush pass Mike D’Antoni causin’ the coach to say F—- You to him.
We saw Blake fire the ball at Eric Gordon. We know that Trevor Ariza got fired up and decided he wanted to jump on Austin Rivers. Why Austin Rivers? Because he was talkin’ the most noise and was the least threatenin’ cat in the arena.
With that said and everybody bein’ fired up there was really nothin’ to investigate or talk about if the Rockets don’t end up in the Clippers locker room.
Therefore, real culprit in all of this foolishness was the dun that opened the secret door to get into the locker room and that’s more than likely Chris Paul. Everybody else should have been off the table. So why did both Ariza and Green get two game suspensions each and Chris Paul’s sittin’ in the cut with no fine or suspension? C’mon bruh!! Really?
That situation could have gone south like really bad and boyz could have gotten hurt up in there actin’ a fool. It makes no sense to suspend cats for bein’ mad and ready to fight because cats are mad and ready to fight every night. You suspend the guy that put everybody in danger by openin’ the door to the locker room.
And again, in my ghetto vernacular, Chris Paul ain’t no gangsta. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. .
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!