Everybody and their baby’s momma was lookin’ for me to blast the Pacers this mornin’ for their performance on Friday night in Toronto. In case you’ve been under a rock for the past 18 hours they flew up to Canada on the back end of a back-to-back after blastin’ Golden State on Thursday night and got ran by the Raptors 92-73.
Well playas…I don’t care how bad they got beat in Toronto they get an old school hall pass from Ya Boy! Why? Because they’ve been ballin’ outta control. So at some point you already know that they were bound to take one on the chin.
Think about it bruh, they had just won their last 6 out of 7 ball games! They were 3-1 on their most recent West Coast road trip and came back to the crib on Thursday to blast Golden State!!! Uhhhh, what do you want me to say about them losin’ on Friday? Really bruh? Did they actually have a game? I didn’t see one did you?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I checked out Friday as a media member so I know they were destined to check out at some point. They didn’t have a single player in the startin’ lineup in double figures. Wheredeydodatat? And who cares???!!!
They shot 29 percent from the field and only 33 perecent from behind the arc. They got murdered on the glass and only threw 16 dimes all night. But again, who cares?!! They beat Golden State like they stole Big Momma’s patent leather church shoes and purse. They ran out West, held it down, lost in Toronto and they’re still sittin’ in the fifth spot in the East! Who thought that they would have 47 wins at this point? If you say that you did I’ll punch you in the throat when I see you.
So I’ll give the Big Homies a Hall Pass for Friday’s debacle. Let’s get ready to ride in the playoffs! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for “Who does that?”
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!