GREENWOOD, IN. — Just like everybody and their baby’s momma wants to see the “On The Run” Tour with Beyonce’ and Jay-Z. Boyz they’re linin’ up to see “The Incomparable David Bell” play his final season at Warren Central. It’s general admission but you’d better get there on time to see the light show because there are no openin’ acts playa. He’s on stage as soon as the curtain goes up.
Not only does he play wide receiver but the dun returns kick offs and punts and he plays a mean cornerback. He’s like Prince playin’ every instrument on an album bruh. You don’t run into very many cats with his DNA and it’s a blessin’ to watch him do his thing.
Durin’ Warren’s openin’ game against Center Grove Friday on every play all eyes were fixated on No.4 on both sides of the ball because at any moment he could blow the roof of of the joint. He finished with 5 catches for 66 yards lined up at wide receiver but he popped a punt return that made everybody and Uncle LeRoy spill their drinks and popcorn. He didn’t score but everyone gasped for air because he only had one man to beat.
Even though he didn’t get crazy touches he was ever present on the field. When he lined up at corner, Center Grove tried to stay away from him. He was like Deion Sanders and his ability to shut down half of the field and even when the Trojans targeted the other side he was a threat. Ole boy came on a corner blitz that blew the Trojan quarterback Jack Moore’s mind when he stripped him on the sack and then recovered the darn fumble he caused.
Center Grove tried to show some moxie and went right at him in the back of the end zone and he cleanly picked it goin’ out of bounds. How do I know? Because I was standin’ right there and he darn near ran me over. I missed gettin’ the picture because I didn’t want to end up in an ambulance headin’ to Franciscan Emergency Room on a Friday night with a concussion. He sure did get a foot in bounds and kept from crushin’ a 9 or 10 year old kid sittin’ in the end zone.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I call him the “Incomparable David Bell” because if he were a singer he’d be performin’ on the Las Vegas Strip. That’s where all of the legends play playa!!!
Listen to what I’m sayin’ to you, David Bell has the DNA to make millions of dollars playin’ this game and if the Lord says the same in 4 or 5 years he’ll be in the NFL doin’ big things. I’m not just blowin’ smoke bruh! He’s a pro. He’s just still in high school. But for the time bein’ let’s just enjoy the show. It doesn’t matter where he lines up he’s got the potential to take one to the house. Ladies and gentlemen, The Incomparable David Bell!” Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!