It got real after Game 4 in Cleveland on Friday night. Golden State fell off in the joint with their swag on swole and got punched in the throat. Duns were up 3-0 with Big Momma and nem in attendance to see them win their second title in three years.
Well playboy…they had the Cavs on the ropes bleedin’ from the mouth and let ‘um off the hook. Now they’re back at the crib tonight tryin’ to close these boyz out.
The only problem with that is that Cleveland is now playin’ with house money!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Cleveland’s got nothin’ to lose tonight! Duns wrote them off last week when they went down 3-0.
So there’s absolutely no pressure on them gettin’ outta the ride tonight. Golden State is the cat backed up in the corner! Why? Because everybody and their baby’s momma saw them wet the bed this time last bein’ up 3-1 only to lose the series in 7 at the crib!!!
So on some real talk, if they wet the bed tonight on their home floor the Cavs will win this series in 7 again. Why? Because they’ve been here before!
The Warriors better get outta the whip shootin’ like some gangstas at a hood rich gas station if they wanna win this thang bruh. Otherwise, the Cavs are gonna start takin’ sneakers and lunch money.
It should be good to watch and as a basketball fan I would love to see the Cavs steal another game to send this joint back to Cleveland for Game 6.
Say it with me, “Do you wanna riiiide in the back seat of a Caddy and chop it up wit Do or Die?” Because it’s a “Po Pimp” situation in Oakland tonight! Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Nem: noun – everybody affiliated with a boy.
3) whip: noun – luxury vehicle
4) Po Pimp: noun – rap group from Chicago that made the song “Po Pimp!”
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo is real talk today!