Jim Rohn, the entrepreneur, author and motivational speaker once said, “Affirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion.” Richard Dawkins, the biologist and author, gave it to us like this, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” Then Carl Sagan, the astronomer and cosmologist, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”
Well playas…ole Vince Young is out here as delusional as they come thinkin’ that he can make a comeback in the Canadian Football League. The dun signed a two year deal with the Saskatchewan Roughriders back in March. He’s 34 years old and hadn’t played in an NFL game since 2011. The dun retired after bein’ cut by the dull Browns in 2014. Now he’s back out here tryin’ to do too much and tore his hamstring as announced by his coach Chris Jones on Monday.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He’s 34 years old and hasn’t played a down of football in six years bruh. You do the math. Now he’s gonna miss the start of the season which starts on Jun 22. Ole boys goin’ to miss four to six weeks of this foolishness!!!
Didn’t I just tell you that he’s 34 years old? That’s like a dun that’s 50 with a gut tryin’ to be fly at the night club hollerin’ at 21 year old chicks with a Tommy Hilfiger sailor jacket on. They’ll let him in but he’ll look stupid in the process and he’s gettin’ no rhythm.
C’mon Vince! Go somewhere and sit down bruh! It’s over!!! Tearin’ hamstrings for what? Go on back to UT and post up and make that easy money for the rest of your life like Earl Campbell. All you gotta do is shake hands and kiss baby’s for the next 40 years and they’ll pay you handsomely because you’re Vince Young. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!