The Jay Graves Report

Why ole Chuck Pagano was probably ready to get out of that train wreck known as the Colts!

"Thanks bruh! Now I can go on a real vacation." Photo: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

Well playas…the Indianapolis Colts have finally fired ole Chuck Pagano after six seasons. Ole boy still walked out of the joint with a winnin’ record of 53-43. In his first three seasons they went 11-5 and then the wheels fell off.

Unfortunately, Chuck wasn’t buyin’ the groceries around this piece so he had to cook with what was brought into the kitchen. Ryan Grigson was a Hot Mess as a general manager that darn near got Andrew Luck killed out there and as a result he’s still in bad shape. The offensive line has been terrible and the defense was just as bad from a personnel standpoint.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I bet Chuck couldn’t wait to get outta there bruh! Even without Luck this season they darn near got Jacoby Brissett killed by not bein’ able to keep him upright. The defense was depleted with injuries and the rest of them seemed to literally give up. Chuck Pagano was like Charlie Brown’s teacher at this point. “Wa Wa, Wa, Wa.”

The only cat that seemed to really care about his legacy was Frank Gore and he’s a free agent right now. So you already know that he isn’t comin’ back. I wouldn’t sit in that cesspool at the end of my career. No way.

Now the Chris Ballard honeymoon is over. He’s got to not only buy better groceries ASAP but he’s got hire is first head coach. Ole boy has been able to hide behind Pagano because all of the blame has been on Chuck. Now he’s front and center, butt naked standin’ on the cake stand playa. No more hidin’ because it’s all on you.

The Colts organization hasn’t been the same since Bill Polian was fired. He was the sole reason it became winner in the first place. Yeah, I know that he was a complete jerk and that nobody in the buildin’ liked him but he was the architect of a winnin’ organization. Do you want to win or not? Most of the time the dun responsible for you winnin’ isn’t the type of cat that everybody’s goin’ to like.

Bill Polian’s in the Hall of Fame and the Colts are a train wreck. You do the math. So we’ll now have to sit in the cut and see what Chris Ballard can do because he’s gotta sink or swim at this point. It should be interestin’. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!


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