The Jay Graves Report

Pacers starters pull a Skittles and Lemonheads as the Timberwolves go to work on them!

Joe Young scoresa career high 20 points off of the bench. Photo: Frank McGrath

I just wanna know where the Pacers startin’ lineup ate lunch on Sunday? Because wherever they ate boyz need to send the visitin’ team there for the rest of the season. Indiana got the brakes beaten off of them 107-90 and at no point was it even competitive.

The duns from Footlocker tipped it off and the next thing you know the Pacers were down 17-0 and it was the 4:56 mark of the second quarter before a single Indiana starter scored a bucket. They finished scorin’ a total of 32 points for the game! Wheredeydodatat? A startin’ five playin’ a full NBA game scorin’ 32 points? Really?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100 whichever comes 1st! It’s impossible to win a game with that type of production  comin’ for your starters. Their bench however, put up 58 points with Joe Young recordin’ a career high 20 points.

But let’s get back to these duns in the startin’ lineup. Myles Turner pulled a “Skittles and Lemonheads” on a boy finishin’ the night with 1 point and 2 rebounds. Again wheredeydodatat? Both Darren Collison and Lance “The Don Dada” finished with 5 apiece. Thaddeus Young had 8 and Bajon Bagdonovic dropped off 13. As a matter of fact, the entire startin’ lineup pulled a Skittles and Lemondheads.

Jimmy Buckets went to work on them on the other end of the floor with 26 points to lead the Timberwolves.

It was easy pickings for them on New Years Eve. How bout we just end this foolishness right now because it’s not worth writin’ another sentence. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Skittles and Lemonheads: noun – Roy Hibbert

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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