The Jay Graves Report

Why LeBron goin’ to LA makes no sense at all! But duns keep repeatin’ it! “Uncle LeRoy”

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Hugh Mackay, the psychologist and author, once said, “Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.” Emile Cioran, the Romanian philosopher, broke it down like this, “Since all life is futility, then the decision to exist must be the most irrational of all.” Then A.N. Wilson, the English writer and newspaper columnist, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational.”

Well playas…now that the hoop season is over, we’ve just wrapped up the draft and free agency is about to jump out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth. These fake media-types have started with the foolishness of makin’ up stories and scenarios to fill the time.

Everybody and their baby’s momma has LeBron goin’ to LA this time next year when the dun is still tryin’ to put a squad together to try to beat Golden State at bein’ Golden State, which is impossible to do. However, every show you turn to duns are tellin’ you that King James is headed to LA because he’s got a crib out there. He’s gotta a media company out there. It’s LA out there etc.!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Anybody with the bread he has owns a house in LA bruh! That’s not unusual. However, it doesn’t make an ounce of sense for LeBron to go to LA to have to go through Golden State to get to the Finals. When he can just go straight to the Finals from Cleveland!!!

What sense does it make to get out of the line where you’ve been able to stand in front every year and take boyz lunch money and sneakers without a fight? Only to get into a line where there’s a bully already takin’ boyz money and he got yours two out of the last three years at the front of the big line.

It doesn’t make basketball sense!! We’re not talkin’ about just any player bruh! We’re talkin’ about the dun who’s legacy is dependent upon him winnin’ championships or at the very minimum competin’ for them EVERY year.

So again, what sense does it make to go to LA and have to fight the champ to get to the championship when he can just meet the champ there from where he is at right now? Think about it bruh! Some of these fake media-types are simply talkin’ to take up the airtime at this point.

At some point y’all gone listen to me. I told you three years ago in the Hot Joint entitled “Sucka Bait” that Phil was gonna rob the Knicks with a butter knife and a pack of firecrackers but you wouldn’t listen. I told you more than four years ago that the Lakers would be trash because the Buss kids were fans of Kobe instead of executives. Now I could do this all day but why? Just think about what duns are tellin’ you and then ask yourself if it makes sense. If it doesn’t then don’t listen to that foolishness.

For example, believe for one minute that Kevin Pritchard and the Pacers were actually gut punched by the Paul George decision. You know as well as I do that everybody and their Uncle Leroy knew that that dun was bouncin’ at the end of the 2018 season. It’s been written in Hieroglyphics on the walls at Bankers Life Fieldhouse since ole boy refused to sign an extension durin’ the All-Star break. Stay away from foolishness and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!