The Jay Graves Report

Why Phil is about to rob the Knicks blind with a butterknife! “Sucka Bait”

"I'm bout to take all of y'alls money son!"

When I was a young G coming up my mother schooled me on the art women. She told me that the first thing a woman looks at on a man is his shoes. Why? Because if he can’t take care of his feet that takes him everywhere. He sure can’t take care of his woman. So whenever I’m in NYC my first stop is to the Village to satisfy my shoe fetish. While I was trying on the hot joints this cat started wrestling with himself over making decisions.

Tony Robbins, the self-help guru, said, “It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.” Then he got fired up and shouted, “A real decision is measured by the fact that you’ve taken a new action. If there’s no action, you haven’t truly decided.”

Well playboy, the New York Knicks are at it again! They’re making decisions but they haven’t truly decided because there is no new action. These duns are hollerin’ at Phil Jackson to join their front office but not to coach. So the decisions they’re making won’t help their team win more games or solve the existing problems that they’ve already got. It’s classic James Dolan bruh! Let’s make a splash and change nothing. In my Bernie Mac voice, “Nutin’, Nutin’!”

The crazy thing about it is that boyz in NYC kill me always acting like they can’t understand why they suck every year! The Knicks haven’t won a championship since 1973 and there’s a reason for that bruh. Ownership isn’t trying to win titles! Winning to James Dolan is the same as it is to Jerry Jones. It’s called gettin’ bread! As long as these suckas keep showing up and spending money he’s winning!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If Phil Jackson isn’t coming in to coach the team or sprinkle some Zen dust on the joint to make all of the other bone head decisions go away, then they haven’t fixed the problem or problems.

Phil going into the front office doesn’t change the fact that the Knicks don’t have a single first round draft pick in the upcoming draft nor in 2016. They’ve also traded away several upcoming second-round picks to the hot dog man standing out in front of Madison Square Garden for a lifetime supply of jumbo polishes. Then their cap is gettin’ killed by both Amar’e and Tyson Chandler’s contracts for the next ignorant year. The Knicks are the freakin’ Knicks bruh!

Phil is the best coach to ever walk the sidelines. So if he’s not about to do that why are they hollerin’ at him? Being a front office cat means long hours and crazy traveling. Isn’t Phil the same cat that tried to punk the Lakers into to paying him like $15 million to only coach the home games? Wheredeydodatat?

If we’re talking about the same cat then why would you think that this dun is gonna move from LA and spend all of his time in New York? Then work 16 to 18 hour days and do the traveling that it takes to be a front office cat?

Let’s pause like comma right there playboy! What kind of organization offers a dun a job as a home office executive that has to negotiate with him on whether he’s gonna live in the city where the company is? That’s like me becoming the president of Harley Davidson (Milwaukee) and telling boyz I’m gonna live in Indy.

C’mon bruh, Phil is out to take the bread that Dolan is willing to pay him just because some clown is willing to give it up. Now don’t get it twisted playboy, I’m not mad at Phil because you’re always worth what a boy is willing to pay you. So if they wanna pay him to fool the silly Knicks fans into believing that he’s the answer, go right ahead.

That dun is gonna show up, sell additional ad space and tickets for Dolan, hang around for the next year or so, go back to LA and stretch out. So the real suckas in this equation are Knicks fans that think that the Zen Master has some magic jumping beans in his pocket that will fix the foolishness that is the New York Knicks! Stop me when I start lyin’!