Why Kawhi, Paul George and LeBron NEED to be in San Antonio instead of LA! “Pop”

"Hey bruh, quit screwin' around and come on out here and get some real coachin'!" Photo: Ronald Cortes/Getty Images

I’ve been sittin’ in the cut waitin’ on somebody, anybody, to tell me somethin’ that makes sense about this whole Kawhi Leonard situation. However, the longer I wait the more foolish it sounds to me. Now the dun is demandin’ a trade out of San Antonio to go to LA, which is the crib for him. I get the initial longin’ to go back home and play but it doesn’t make sense.

It makes absolutely NO sense from a basketball standpoint and the dun would be walkin’ away from a freakin’ fortune.

Normally when a cat wants out of a situation it’s because he’s playin’ on a terrible team or with a terrible organization with a bad coach. Well playas…the San Antonio Spurs don’t check either of those boxes.

They’re probably the best ran organization in the NBA and have been for the past 20 years. They’ve won 5 NBA titles since 1999 and Gregg Popovich is arguably the best coach in the darn league! And Kawhi wants out? To go to LA?

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Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I know that everybody and their baby’s momma have been screamin’ Kawhi, Paul George and LeBron to LA. It sounds good but who’s coachin’ them? Luke Walton? C’mon bruh! If all of those cats showed up at the Staples Centers it would be Cleveland all over again. Luke Walton isn’t coachin’ a thing but his t-shirt.

Do you really think they would be listenin’ to that dun? Especially LeBron? So to go the Lakers would be to regress from a basketball standpoint for Kawhi. He’d become more frustrated than he already is in San Antonio and LeBron would pull the rest of his darn hair out. Luke Walton?

I haven’t even mentioned the fact that Kawhi would be walkin’ away from a Super Max deal of $210 million that only San Antonio could offer him. I know that playin’ at the crib sounds great but walkin’ away from that type of bread is crazy. As a professional athlete you’ve only got so much time to play and bread like that can secure generations.

And yeah, I know that the Spurs would have do some major overhaulin’ to make room for them but it is what it is.

I hope somebody can sit ole Kawhi dun down and get through to him. Instead of goin’ to LA he needs to be talkin’ Paul George and LeBron into comin’ to San Antonio to play with him. Then they can be coached by the only person in the league that knows more about the game of basketball than LeBron.

King James has been in the league to 15 years and hasn’t played for a legitimate coach yet! Well… a dun that knows more than he does. He’s had Mike Brown, Erik Spoelstra, David Blatt and Tyronn Lue. None of them could handle him and teach him a thing. Gregg Popovich is the only dun walkin’ that can take him to another level.

Structure is the name of the game playa. Ask Michael Jordan how great it was to play for a coachin’ staff that knew how to coach, implement an offense that worked for him and was excellent in managin’ egos? The only place all of those guys could succeed is with Gregg Popovich. Otherwise, their wastin’ their time because Golden State is Golden State.

In order to beat them you’ve got to have great players and the best coach. Great players alone won’t beat them. And let me say this playa…you’re out of your mind if you think that San Antonio is goin’ to trade Kawhi to LA. That dun is goin’ to mess around and end up in Atlanta somewhere foolin’ with Pop. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!