CLEVELAND–LeBron James just keeps playin’ the game of basketball and he continues to do what all of the haters don’t want to see him to do. That’s to break more records that their small g “god-like” figure Michael Jeffery Jordan holds. On Saturday night in Cleveland ole boy broke the “consecutive games with at least 10 points” record that was 866 games that he was tied with goin’ into the contest. With 5:59 left in the first quarter of their 107-102 win over New Orleans he’d knocked it down.
Now he’s the ONLY player in the history of the NBA to have at least 867 consecutive games with at least 10 points. That’s NUTS!!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He’s not finished playin’ this stupid game yet bruh! He’s nowhere near slowin’ down!!! Ole boy continues to shatter every record in the book of basketball and there’s nothin’ that the haters can do about it.
They can and will continue to hold on to the legend and myth of Michael Jordan because they’ve been watchin’ highlights for the past 30 years. They can keep wearin’ the duns shoes and gear because the marketin’ machine keeps feedin’ them but the NUMBERS DON’T LIE!!!
LeBron’s still on pace to become the all-time leadin’ scorer in NBA history where he’s currently ranked seventh. He’s ranked 11th all-time in assists where he’ll sit near the top by the time he’s done. Nobody’s EVER been in the top 20 in both categories and he’s STILL playin’! By the time this dun walks away there will be no more records left.
For kicks and giggles he’s 61st in rebounds and 115th in blocks too. That’s ALL-TIME bruh!!! Everybody on those lists are “Bigs” but here’s what messes boyz up. He’s plays EVERY position on the darn floor all night every night!!
I know that all of the Jordan diehards want to hold onto the fact that Jordan won 6 championships but none of them understand that Mike was 36 years old before he’d even accomplished that. At 33 he’d only won the same 3 titles that Lebron has won and those are freakin’ TEAM awards!! That doesn’t tell you who the greatest player is. That’s ignorant to even suggest that it does because there are 12 players in the history of the league that have won 6 or more titles and half of those duns most cats have never even heard of.
So to deem Mike the GOAT because he won 6 makes absolutely no sense because that’s a middle of the road accomplishment in terms of people winnin’ champions in the NBA. Bill Russell won 11 and won 8 straight between 1959 and 1966 and won in ’57, ’68 and ’69. C’mon bruh!!
Sam Jones has 10, John Havlicek 8, Tom Heinsohn 8, K.C. Jones 8, Tom “Satch” Sanders 8, Robert Horry 7, James Loscutoff 7 and Frank Ramsey 7. And please stop actin’ like Pippen, Kareem and Bob Cousey don’t all have the same amount of rings as Jordan. So if Jordan is considered the GOAT what does that make the dun (Pippen) that was the reason why he ever get out of the first round of the playoffs in the first place to win the 6 with him? The GOAT 1-A? That makes no sense.
So you’re tellin’ me that Tom “Satch” Sanders with 8 rings is a better player than Bird that has only 3? That logic makes no sense but Jordan fans wearin’ recycled shoes and Hanes underwear will argue you to the death that it does.
Let’s talk about what they can do on the floor as individual hoopers. Like I told you earlier, LeBron can play all five, and guard all five positions and does it EVERY night. He’s the only player in NBA history to score 30,000 points and pick up 8,000 assists and rebounds. He’s the only player in NBA history to average at least 27 points, 7 assists and 7 rebounds. He’s the ONLY dun to EVER post 2,000 points, 500 rebounds, 500 assists and 100 steals in four consecutive seasons. He’s the only player to put up 2,000 points, 500 rebounds and 500 assists in a single season for eight straight seasons. He’s the only player in NBA history to average at least 25 points for 13 consecutive seasons. I already told you earlier that he’s the only player to ever be in the Top 10 in points and Top 15 in assists. The ONLY, but you’re tryin’ to tell me that Jordan was better? You sound crazy because the NUMBERS DON’T LIE!!! And he’s the All-Time points leader in playoff history too!
Do I need to keep goin’? Because there are at least 10 more categories where he’s the ONLY player in NBA history to do it. Then if we look at analytics that duns never want to look at because it flies over their heads. He’s 1st all-time in VORP (Value over replacement player) at 124.05 which is 19 points better than Jordan. He’s first place all-time in Box/Plus with 9.19 which is a 1.10 point better than Jordan. I could name several other categories but why?
And it’s pointless for me to even mention all of the things he accomplished in high school that Mike never even got close to doin’. The dun was too good to even consider college which Jordan had to do for three years and he still had flaws in his game when he got to the NBA; couldn’t shoot or go to his left. Remember that? That’s why the Pistons came up with the Jordan Rules. Have you ever heard of the LeBron Rules? They don’t exist playboy.
So again, why should I continue to list all of LeBron’s accomplishments versus Jordan? Because the diehards won’t read it anyway. Why? Because it goes against everything they’ve been brainwashed to believe. When a boy walks up on you with Jordan sneakers on, the Jump Man 23 outfit and the tag-less Hanes underwear after just watchin’ “Come Fly With Me” and “Space Jam” you’re completely wastin’ your time tryin’ to convince him that Jordan ain’t the GOAT.
But you can darn sure stop tellin’ me that he’s the GOAT because he sells more shoes than anybody else because I’m watchin’ the game of basketball bein’ played on the floor and we’ve never seen anybody play this game better than LeBron. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!