Well playas…the field is set for the NBA Finals which starts on Thursday night in Oakland. For the fourth straight year we’ve got the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors playin’ for all of the marbles. Now anybody that know ANYTHING about the NBA understands that the BEST T.E.A.M. always wins the championship. Why? Because you’ve got to win the best out of 7 series. Meanin’ you’ve got to beat a boy 4-times.
In order to do that you’ve got to have the best team not just the best player!!! This is Finals bruh! Not the first or second round and it’s not even the Conference Finals! This is the Ship!!! It bottle necks at the top and only the best come out on the other side.
Yeah, we saw LeBron beat Golden State in 2016 after bein’ down 3-1 and puttin’ them on his back to win the Cavs first title. However, ole boy did the darn impossible by winnin’ that series. He led both teams in points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steals. Wheredeydodatat? Now Golden State has added KD.
So let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s all about match ups bruh! Golden State wins EVERY match up on the floor with the exception of that of LeBron and KD. However, because KD has so much help he’ll get buckets because he doesn’t have to do as much for his team to win. He’ll match LeBron in points every night without havin’ to do much more. He’s not worryin’ about reboundin’, assists or playin’ much defense on the other end. He can take plays off to conserve energy etc. LeBron can’t even sit down bruh. Therefore, that match up is a wash.
There isn’t another match up on the floor where Cleveland even comes close. Therefore, this will be easy work for Golden State and all of the LeBron haters are sittin’ in the cut right now waitin’ for him to lose another Finals not understandin’ that the dun shouldn’t have even been in the Finals in the first place.
Have you seen the cats he’s about to get off of the bus with? That team shouldn’t even have been in the playoffs let alone showin’ up to the Finals. Have you seen Golden State over the past four years? They are probably the best team in the history of the league four years runnin’! Now they’ve got KD on a team that was already 73-9 in the regular season the year before he showed up? Really bruh? There’s supposed to win the title!!!
Nobody’s beatin’ that team! Not even LeBron himself! Not King James and not the Philistine!! They’ve got way too much fire power. Golden State spreads the floor better than anyone we’ve ever seen and everybody on the floor can create their own shot. Three is better than two all day long and they shoot the long ball better than anyone.
They’ve got the best shootin’ back court in the history of the league with a dun playin’ the three that’s 7 feet tall that plays and moves like he’s 6’2″.
Oh and look who’s gettin’ out of the whip with LeBron. They’ll be lucky to win a game in this series bruh. He’s literally showin’ up to the Finals with some bums relatively speakin’. Now I know that no NBA player is a bum because he’s in the freakin’ NBA. However, like the homie Meek Mill says, “It’s different levels to this #@&!.”
As great a player as LeBron is he’s not about to beat Steph Curry, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green and Company sittin’ there waitin’ for him with home court advantage. Not gonna happen bruh.
The accomplishment for him is draggin’ Cleveland to the Finals in the first place with what he’s got in the ride with him. He’s already done the impossible. That dun is gettin’ out of the car with JR Smith who was traded to Cleveland from New York with Iman Shumpert for a second round pick in 2019. Let that marinate. They traded that dun for a pack of Now and Laters and some Funions.
Then there’s Larry Nance, Jr. Jeff Green and George Hill. They’re all good basketball players but again Meek Mill it and makes sense of it. That Philistine is about to go down but he’ll go down swingin’. I’m expectin’ him to put up crazy numbers to lead his team in points, rebounds, assists, blocks, steals and minutes played.
If you’re watchin’ this game that we call basketball and can’t see that this dun is doin’ more on the floor than any other player we ever seen play this game then you don’t know this game. Yes, LeBron will lose this series but it won’t be because he’s NOT the best player on the floor. It’s because John Naismith invented the game to be played five against five. Not five against one. I’m just appreciatin’ the fact that the dun is doin’ the impossible and I get to see it first hand. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle
3) Meek Mill: noun – Philly rapper
4) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!