The Jay Graves Report

Why Dwayne Allen is dancin’ in the streets headed to New England! “Moonwalkin'”

"See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!"

On Wednesday the Indianapolis Colts agreed to trade tight end Dwayne Allen to the New England Patriots. They let ole boy go along with a sixth-round pick in exchange for fourth-round pick. However the math works out I bet D. Allen is moonwalkin’ in his underwear right now to get out of Indianapolis.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You can play for the Patriots or the Colts in 2017! Which one are you chosin’ playboy? The duns that just won the Super Bowl or the duns that can’t keep their $140 million quarterback upright?

Would you rather play for the team that has a system that allows anybody to show up and be productive?  Would you rather play in a system that pretty much allows boyz that nobody has heard of to become household names in a matter of months? Would you rather the best quarterback in the history of the game be throwin’ balls to you or a dun runnin’ for his freakin’ life be throwin’ it to you? I’m just askin’ playboy?

Don’t look at me sideways for spittin’ the truth because you’re a diehard Colts fan. That’s the reality of the situation right now bruh. The Colts have been a 8-8 franchise for the past two seasons and the Patriots just won the Super Bowl! So you already know that ole boy is dancin’ on the ceiling like Lionel Richie.

The player wants to win and get the ball thrown to him. Tom Brady is throwin’ the balls and he isn’t runnin’ for his life either. Sure, he’ll be comin’ off of the bench but who cares? He’s winnin’ and makin’ the same type of bread he was gonna make anywhere else. Makes sense to me playa! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!