Well playas…everybody has been trying to figure out what’s wrong with Antonio Brown over the past year or so. He’s been acting like my momma used to say, “A fair fool” with no regard to anyone on his teams or the organizations that he’s been affiliated with.
He clowned his way out of Pittsburgh, acted a darn fool in Oakland and got thrown out of New England before he could even unpack his bags good. He threw away a total of $40 million in guarantees in a matter of weeks and now we’ve finally got our answer.
Over the past week or so the dun has been on the apology tour saying how sorry he is for clowning everybody. This past Thursday he was a guest on 93.7 The Fan in Pittsburgh saying he was sorry for being a distraction to the Steelers.
The week before that he was sitting down with ESPN’s Josina Anderson apologizing to the entire NFL for acting a fool. He even apologized to the Hollywood Police Department for cursing them out when they came to his home to try to sort out the baby momma drama he escalated.
So why is Antonio Brown humbling himself all of a sudden? Well for one thing, we know the dun ain’t crazy. He’s finally understanding that there is no money coming in the door and things have to be paid for with currency not his mouth. The dun without currency is the dun on the street. He’s not crazy at all and we know he can count.
Somebody has finally sat down with him and gave him the real. “Hey bruh while you’re out here “wilding out” you bout to be on the street if you don’t straighten up. Remember you don’t have another skill set that will pay you this type of money and you’re window on that is closing.”
Keep in mind that ole boy is 31-years old and on the back end of his career. There won’t be too many more contracts coming his way. If he straightens up he can possibly get a job with no huge guarantees. This is it for him.
All the bread he can make in the next two years is it and very few teams, if any, are willing to fool with him right now. Naw playa, Antonio Brown ain’t crazy. He’s wide awake right now and looking to get whatever he can get before he’s too old to get it.
The bible tells us in Proverbs 21:20 “A fool and his money as soon parted.” That’s Antonio Brown right now playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
- Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
