“Uhhhh, anybody gotta a job openin’ bruh?”
As I was just about to sit down and write the crazy Hot Joint about the epic 3-point shootin’ of the Cleveland Cavaliers on Wednesday night as they beat the dog snot out of Atlanta 123-98. These three old timers started arguin’ about stupidity. Martin Luther King Jr. shouted, “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” Albert Einstein knocked over the dominoes when he said, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” Then the big homie PopeJohn Paul II put on some Detroit gators and a purple suit and spit some gangsta lyrics when he spit, “Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it.”
Well playas….ole dull Aaron Morehead, the wide receivers coach for the Texas A&M Aggies, stuck his foot, elbow and his right butt cheek in his mouth on Wednesday night on Twitter. After ESPN 300 quarterback and the third ranked dual-threat quarterback in the country announced on Twitter that he was re-openin’ his recruitment. This dun Morehead snapped! He launches a tweet six minutes later that says, “I feel sorry for ppl who never understand loyalty. I can’t really even vibe with u. At the end of the day trust is & everything else is BS.” Then he tries to clean it up by shootin’ another boy out that says, “I wasn’t even talking about who everyone thinks I’m talking about. I didn’t even know #badtiming #relevanttho #stillnoloyalty”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What’s wrong with this cat bruh!! Does he not realize that all of these kids are on Twitter and pullin’ a stunt like that was gonna be fatal to keepin’ other boyz! It wasn’t even a half hour later that the No.181 ranked receiver, Mannie Netherly, sent out a message that simply stated, “After tonight I see what kind of person my “future coach” is & I myself don’t wanna play for someone like that so without further ado I would like to announce that I’m decommiting from Texas A&M.”
Now don’t look at me bruh! That’s how the dun wrote it I just repeated it. But I know that the big homie Kevin Sumlin (Summy) is hot right now. All of the work that they put into recruitin’ these kids and then a dun shoots off some foolishness because his feelings got hurt? He’s actin’ like his first girlfriend just broke up with him at the prom in front of the fellas. Wheredeydodatat?
C’mon bruh!! This is your job!! Not something that you’re doin’ to pass the time away. You’re dealin’ with temperamental kids not adults. These dudes might change their minds 100 times before they make a final decision as to where they want to go to school. So by blastin’ a boy on social media was was fatal in tryin’ to convince him to come back your way.
But wait bruh!!! This fool, Morehead, still wasn’t finished! After Netherly decommitted this clown sent another joint out sayin’, “People act like the truth is all the sudden a bad thing. Society is too sensitive. Y’all boys soft. #texastough”
I know with everything I’ve got “Summy” was headed to that dun’s house to put that fool in hand cuffs. Stop it! You idiot!!
An hour later another ESPN 300 receiver, Tyjon Lindsey, sent this boy out, “I would like to say thank you to TAMU & fans but due to some tweets subtweeted towards my brother, I will no longer be looking at A&M.”
If Morehead is still employed this mornin’ bruh it’s a freakin’ miracle. Please don’t act like you don’t remember when quarterbacks runnin’ out of College Station after the 2015 season like the joint was on fire? It’s already in shambles now you’ve got an assistant actin’ a fool on Twitter?
If Summy doesn’t win 8,9,10 games this year they’re gonna run that dun out of town. Trust me on that one playa!
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever, I’m talkin’ about and it’s non-gender specific.