THE FAR EAST SIDE — Before the season started all of the attention was bein’ paid to the Incomparable David Bell and rightfully so. He’s the No.2 ranked recruit in the state, the 16th ranked wide receiver in the country and the 106th ranked player overall in America. So we already knew that whenever we talked about Warren Central this year he would be the cat gettin’ all of the attention and who boyz would be choppin’ it up about in the barber shop.
However, now that we’ve finished Week 5 of the season, WC has birthed a three headed monster called Dubzilla!!! It’s not only the “Incomparable” but it’s a dun I call “Secretariat from THE FAR EAST SIDE” known to boyz in these streets as Romeir Elliott. Then there’s the quarterback, Jayden George, who’s the throwin’ the rock all over the place this year.
Give me some time playa, I’m workin’ on a nickname for him too. It’s got to be funky because he’s as smooth as silk.
In just 5 games these three cats and their teammates have put the ENTIRE state on notice. They swallowed up the defendin’ Class 6A State Champs on Friday night like they had slapped Big Momma in church. They put up 70 points and then belched.
They’ve destroyed everything in their path thus far this season and it doesn’t look like they’ll ease up any time soon. Dubzilla has become in just 5 weeks, public enemy No.1! Give the Incomparable David Bell an ounce of daylight he’s takin’ it to the house. Just like he did on the second play of the Ben Davis game when he went 69 yards untouched. In 5 games he’s put up 570 yards and 8 TD’s but he’s returnin’ kickoffs and punts while also playin’ corner. NUTS!!!
While you’re tryin’ to keep an eye on Bell you’ve got Secretariat (Elliott) comin’ your way. He’s rushed for darn near 1,000 yards already!! He’s popped 993 yards to be exact and recorded 14 touchdowns. It’s ridiculous!!! Then Jayden George is keepin’ boyz up at night because he’s thrown for 1,250 yards and 17 touchdowns. IN JUST FIVE GAMES!!!!
DUBZILLA has OFFICIALLY become a problem in the state of Indiana!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!