Yesterday when duns said that Vontae Davis had decided to retire from the NFL, I thought that he had gotten up Sunday morning kissed the wife and babies and said that this is it. Then I thought maybe he’d played the entire game against the Los Angeles Chargers walked into the post-game presser and told boyz that it’s been a great ride but that he could no longer do this anymore.
Then I found out that the dun retired at halftime of the freakin’ game and dipped!! That’s not a retirement. That’s called quitting on your team and goin’ to the crib. Bruh…he literally took off his uniform and went to the house without hollerin’ at anybody. Wheredeydodatat?
His teammate and linebacker Lorenzo Alexander told reporters after the game what he knew of this foolishness. He said, “Never have seen it ever. Pop Warner, high school, college, pros. Never heard of it. Never seen it. And it’s just completely disrespectful to his teammates. … He didn’t say nothing to nobody. … I found out going into the second half of the game. They said he’s not coming out, he retired. That’s it.” WHAT!!!?
Not only did he just bounce he had the nerve to put out a statement with a picture of him in a Colts uniform. That’s why I was confused. Wasn’t he just playin’ for the Buffalo Bills in the first half? Then the dun retired as a Colt drivin’ down the street. In my Vince Lombardi voice, “What the hell is goin’ on out here?”
Official statement from CB @vontaedavis. pic.twitter.com/8WXszhnrUo
— NFL (@NFL) September 16, 2018
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What ole boy did was the most disrespectful thing you could ever do in the field of sports. He straight up quit on his teammates in the middle of a game and didn’t say bye. He could have told a boy that he had the bubble guts, his hamstring was hurt, his pinky toe was swollen or anything. Then after the game while in the locker room with his teammates said, “Look here fellas, I’ve been doin’ this for 10 years and my body can’t take any more of this foolishness.This will be my last game. I love the game but my body is just beaten up.
But to tell a boy in the middle of the game that he was about to retire, like right now!!! I would have fired on him right then and there.
They would have been like, Jay Graves and Vontae are in the locker room squabbin’ coach. The coaches and trainers run into the joint and say, “Hey!!! What’s goin’ on?” Me: “That dun just told me that he’s about to retire coach!” Coach: “You mean like right now? Like this very minute?” Vontae: “Yeah coach, like right now. My Uber’s on it’s way. Me: “Hey coach you can’t hit him yet. You gotta get in line.”
Think about this for a second, he’s played 10 years in the National Football League and has been a very good player. But he went out like a straight up sucker and will always be remembered for dippin’ on a boy at halftime. When they write the book on football Vontae Davis’ name will come up as the dun that dipped a halftime. Ain’t that a blip. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!