SAN ANTONIO– Everybody and their Uncle LeRoy’s cousin Man-Man nem that didn’t have a ticket ran home or to a sports bar to catch the 9:20pm tip of the National Title Game. If you missed the first 10 minutes of it, it was over bruh. Villanova unloaded the secret weapon out of the bushes by the name of Donte DiVincenzo to win their second national championship in three years 79-62.
Ole boy scored 18 of his 31 points in the first half. He finished the night shootin’ 5 of 7 from behind the arc givin’ the Wolverines a fit. The dun that they call the Big Ragu gave Michigan the sauce all night long as the big homie Jay Wright moved into elite coachin’ status as he claimed his second national title.
So you already know that the suit game is about to go up another level right? The lil’/big homie Ragu isn’t goin’ to buy another drink or pay for another meal in his life in Philly for the rest of his life. Book it!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The kids from Ann Arbor were shook in this one. They couldn’t hit an elephant in the butt with a bass fiddle Monday night and couldn’t play an ounce of defense on a cat that came out of nowhere on them.
Michigan shot 13 percent from behind the arc and only got 7 points from their bench. Villanova got 31 points from one cat out of the bushes!!!
The Wildcats destroyed the Wolverines on the glass 38-27 with 26 of those on the defensive end. Therefore, eliminatin’ their second chance opportunities. In other words, the boyz from Philly completely dominated this ball game from start to finish. It was only worth watchin’ if you were a Villanova fan.
The basketball fan with no dog in the fight checked out at the 10 minute mark of the first half. One of THE worst national title games in recent memory thanks to Michigan not showin’ up at all or was Villanova just that good?
Either way Nova’s headed to the crib to celebrate yet another national title. Salute young thunder cats and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!