Everybody and their baby’s momma had been anticipatin’ the match up between the Golden State Warriors and the Houston Rockets since Chris Paul joined the calvary last summer. Everything up to Monday has been foolish preliminaries includin’ every game of the playoffs. It’s been like eatin’ a box of Cracker Jacks only to get the prize at the bottom.
They both jumped out of the whip and wasted no time shootin’ like some gangstas in the projects. They were launchin’ them like we knew that they would as the Warriors finished the night with a 119-106 win on the road to take a 1-0 lead in the Western Conference Finals.
But here we go again bruh. The refs were waaaaay too nice to Draymond Green and literally did the Warriors a solid on Monday night. That dun should have been ejected by midway through the second quarter for the foolishness that he was on. Pushin’ and shovin’ boyz, elbowin’ cats and then talkin’ $100 worth of noise to the refs to their faces. It was almost like he was darin’ them to put him out.
It’s like when Bishop (Tupac) was surrounded by Radames and his boyz in Juice. He was quiet and under control and then when he saw his homies Q, Raheem and Steele roll up he got tough and started whoofin’ strong. After the first incident Draymond knew that the NBA wasn’t goin’ to eject him so he put on the clown suit complete with the water spittin’ flower. He picked up three personal fouls early but never got another foul the rest of the way.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! That’s that foolishnness I’m talkin’ about bruh. The league wants Golden State in the Finals at all costs, and I get it, because all of the superstars are on that team!! More people wanna see Golden State beat LeBron than they do any other matchup but don’t be so obvious. I get it, but at least act like you’re goin’ to make Draymond follow the rules.
Remember back in 2016 when they did Draymond the solid by not ejectin’ and suspendin’ him durin’ the Western Conference Finals when he kicked Steven Adams in the package? They shouldn’t have gotten out of the West then. They finally had to suspend the dun in the Finals because he was completely out of control by them.
Then all you heard from Golden State fans was that they got screwed out of a title because Draymond got suspended. Y’all shouldn’t have even been in the Finals in the first place bruh but the league did you a solid.
Now that he knows he can, like my momma used to say, “show his bare bottom” all series long, he might just get butt naked out there in Game 2. He’ll be kickin’ boyz and throwin’ custard pies in people’s faces by Game 3 and open hand slappin’ cats by Game 4. Heck by Game 5, if necessary, he’ll drive a darn car out on the court tryin’ to run over boyz.
Keep your eyes open for the Draymond Green Show the rest of the way playa because he’s like a junkie lookin’ for a fix right now. They let him get the first hit now he’s off to the races. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Whip: noun – a luxury vehicle
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
4) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!