The Jay Graves Report

The REAL reason Ohio State CAN’T get into the playoff! ” Old Man Logic”

"Don't listen to Jay bruh! He makes way too much sense!"

Indira Gandhi, the Indian politician, once said, “Have a bias toward action – let’s see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away.” Martha Beck, the sociologist, broke it down like this, “My point is that perceptual bias can affect nut jobs and scientists alike. If we hold too rigidly to what we think we know, we ignore or avoid evidence of anything that might change our mind.” Then Noreena Hertz, the well-known economist, put it where the goats could get it when she spit, “All of us show bias when it comes to what information we take in. We typically focus on anything that agrees with the outcome we want.”

Well playas…all of these fake media-types want Ohio State in the College Football Playoff even if they don’t deserve to be there. Now understand this bruh, I’ve got no dog in the fight. I just want boyz to stop talkin’ reckless about why Ohio State should get into the joint. After probably the greatest game ever played in the Ohio State/Michigan rivalry where the Buckeyes won in overtime 30-27. Boyz keep talkin’ about how they have almost secured a spot in the playoff.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! All of these duns are actin’ like Penn State stopped playin’ college football and are now playin’ in the recreation league behind Big Momma’s church. Bruh…they beat Ohio State and with the win over Michigan State on Saturday they’ve won the Big Ten East title and will play for the Big Ten title next week! Not Ohio State!!!

Penn State and Ohio State both have one loss in conference play and Ohio State’s loss was to Penn State. So there is no way Ohio State can play for the conference title! The winner of the Big Ten Championship should play for the national title not the dun that didn’t even make it to the conference title game! That makes no sense!!

And all of these fake media-types keep actin’ like they haven’t heard boyz and girlz on the Playoff Committee say, to the point of nauseam, that strength of schedule, head to head match-ups and conference championships are of paramount importance. So if that’s the case, then why in THEE world are boyz lobbyin’ for Ohio State to get in? This ain’t about who you would rather see bruh! It’s about who deserves to get into the playoff.

Yeah, I realize that Penn State has two losses but they have the identical conference record as Ohio State and they beat them. Their other loss was to dull Pitt but it doesn’t matter because they’re about to play for the conference championship and Ohio State isn’t. If there is more emphasis on head to head match ups, common opponents and conference titles. Then you can’t be in the car with Ohio State on this one playa.

It’s simple math and old man logic. You loss to the duns fair and square and you can’t play for the conference title and Penn State did, can and will. Stop listenin’ to these cats give you their personal biases and pay attention to what the committee says they are usin’ to determine who gets in.

If the SEC champ, more than likely Alabama, gets in and the ACC champ, Clemson, gets in, the Pac 12 champ, Washington gets in  and the dun that wins the Big Ten; either Penn State or Wisconsin, then how does Ohio State get in bruh? I’m listenin’!!

That’s the foolishness that I’m talkin’ about!  How can you have a Big Ten champion not in the playoff and pick a dun from the SAME conference that didn’t win the title? The Big Ten is the best conference in college football this year. They had 4 teams in the top 7 on the last week of the season. So again, how on earth can the dun that didn’t even play for the conference title jump over the duns that actually did? No way does Ohio State get in playa so stop tryin’ to talk them up.  Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!