The Jay Graves Report

The more that Philistine breaks records the more the Myth of Jordan is exposed! “Brain Washed”

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Buddha once said, “Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.” Well playas…everybody and their baby’s momma’s Auntie Helen will tell you that Michael Jordan is the GOAT but like I keep tellin’ you boyz, “Stop tellin’ me how you feel and give me the proof that he’s the GOAT!” And tellin’ me that he went 6-0 in the Finals and never went to a game 7 only proves that he was on the best TEAM when he went to the Finals bruh. The numbers are what suggests one is better than all of the rest not the team’s record in the Finals only. Don’t act like he didn’t play for 15 years and didn’t make 9 Finals or get out of the first round three times or got swept twice. Those count against his resume too bruh.

On Thursday the All-NBA Team announcement came out and guess who made an NBA record tyin’ 11th-time on the First Team? That Philistine up in Cleveland. He tied the top spot with Karl Malone and Kobe Bryant not Michael Jordan bruh! Mike only made the first team 10 times just in case you’re wonderin’.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If Jordan is the GOAT then why didn’t he make the All-NBA First team every year or more importantly more than everybody else? Why isn’t he sittin’ in the record books ahead of Malone, Kobe and LeBron? If he’s the greatest player to EVER live then why didn’t boyz vote him to the first team every time they voted?

Sure, I know that there are some fake media-types out here that don’t know their butts from a hole in the ground but if Mike was so GREAT that’s one vote that they wouldn’t screw up. Everybody would have seen that he’s better and everybody else from day one right?

If the joint is so cut and dry that it’s Mike and then everybody else why isn’t he at the top of the list bruh? I’m listenin’ but I don’t hear anybody explainin’ that to me. See boyz thought that that was just goin’ to slip past critical thinkers but critical thinkers never sleep.

The more that Philistine keeps playin’ the more the myth of Michael Jordan will be exposed! Here’s the crazy thing about boyz out here. The further Jordan gets away from the game the more his legend grows. He’s become Big Foot or the Loch Ness monster to these cats out here. They think that they’ve seen what they didn’t see.

I was in the barber shop yesterday arguin’ with the fellas and this dun that was 31 years old was tryin’ to tell me why Jordan is the GOAT! He was born a year after Mike was drafted. So he was 6 when Mike won his first title. 6!!!! So durin’ his entire childhood Mike was winnin’ titles but how much did a 6 to 12 year old know about the game of basketball in the 1990’s other than who scored the most points? C’mon bruh!  I understand why he’s brain washed.

He never saw Mike struggle when he was on terrible teams and couldn’t win but 38 games in a terrible East. In the 1985-86 season when Mike broke his foot (and missed 68 games) the Bulls still made the playoffs winnin’ 30 games bruh! But he’s in the joint tellin’ me that LeBron is takin’ advantage of a weaker East. That’s why he’s on his way to seven straight Finals. He’s too young to remember just how bad the East was. The only two teams in the East were Boston and Detroit! So why was Mike havin’ to play them in the first round if you could make the playoffs winnin’ 30 games?

If he was the GOAT even on a bad team he should have been able to win 40 plus games and end up as a 3rd or 4th seed. Then he wouldn’t have been playin’ Zeke or Bird in the first round every year. But a cat 31 years old wouldn’t know that because he was too young to understand what was goin’ on. Boyz have been tellin’ him that Jordan was the greatest his entire life and he’s sittin there with some Jordan’s on his feet. I can’t get through to this dun.

He didn’t even know what “The Jordan Rules” were. Ole boy didn’t know that Mike couldn’t get out of the first round without Scottie. He didn’t know that Mike couldn’t go to his left or shoot consistently when he came out of college. He didn’t know that Mike couldn’t  go straight to the league at age 18 because the dun had just gotten cut from the high school team two years before.

With the everlastin’ highlights of the dun never missin’ a shot or ALWAYS takin’ the last shot, which he didn’t, makes his legend grow even more.  So it’s my job to keep tellin’ you boyz the truth with the facts and not with my emotions. I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

PS playas: If you haven’t checked out the Real Playa Podcast entitled “The ULTIMATE Jordan vs LeBron Breakdown” it’s a must listen. I breakdown their careers from the time they both were 16 years old! Holla At Ya Boy!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

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