OAKLAND, CA. — IT’S GAME TIME PLAYAS!!! All of the marbles have been pushed to the middle of the table and the house money has been locked up. It’s Cleveland and Golden State for the fourth consecutive year and it is what it is!!! The Finals tip off tonight at 9pm Eastern Standard Time and boyz are runnin’ around here actin’ like they aren’t interested. Some fans have THEE nerve to be tellin’ boyz that they’re tired of this match up.
Tired? These are the best players on the planet all on one floor at the same time. It’s the All-Star Game that counts!! It doesn’t get any better than that bruh. You’ve got LeBron, KD, Steph, Klay and the drama and entertainment value of Draymond for all of the marbles? Are you kiddin’ me?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Would you have rather seen Boston and Houston playin’ in this foolishness? How bout Toronto or the Pacers? Stop it! You sound crazy! The ratings are goin’ to be through the roof because of the star power.
Yeah, we already know that Golden State has the fire power to win it but the drama and suspense comes in watchin’ how that Philistine will fight as he goes down swingin’. Sure, the “Boyz from the Bay” have the five smooth stones and the sling shot that it takes to bring down the bully but how long will it take them to bring him to his knees and who will be sacrificed in the process?
LeBron has already put up six 40-point plus joints durin’ this postseason and he’s averagin’ darn near a triple double. So now that we know that Cleveland has no answer for all of the shooters on the floor. Real cats like myself wanna see how much LeBron actually has left in the tank and how many boyz can he take down with him?
Everybody and their baby’s momma knows that Steph, Klay and KD are goin’ to shoot up the joint like some gangstas in the projects on the last day of school. There’s no answer for that because they spread the floor so well. I can’t say with 100 percent accuracy that there is NO way LeBron can take these cats down because we’ve already seen hm do the impossible by draggin’ this current Cavs team to the Finals. We’ve already seen him lead Cleveland out of a 3-1 hole in 2016 against Golden State to push it 7 games to win it all on the road in Game 7.
Since then the Warriors have added a 7-footer that can do it all on the floor and shoot it from Alcatraz Island on a boy. So that adds even more drama to the plot of how that Philistine is goin’ to handle all of that fire power comin’ from all directions.
We already know that he can’t sit down so he’s goin’ to lead the series in minutes played. It’s not even humanly possible for him to do what he’s doin’ but we’re watchin’ him do it bruh. I’ve got a big ole bag of popcorn and I can’t wait.
Let me say this bruh, dependin’ upon what set of eyes you’re watchin’ all of this foolishness with. He’s either the greatest player to ever lace them up or the second greatest player to ever lace them. There is no human being between the two of them unless you’re countin’ Kobe in place of Jordan because, in my opinion, he did Jordan better than Jordan himself.
But either way, if you’re spendin’ all of your time hatin’ on this cat then you’re missin’ out on really appreciatin’ a once in a lifetime player. I know that I can tell my grandkids one day that I had a chance to see both Jordan and LeBron’s ENTIRE careers. I’m talkin’ start to finish and I was old enough to understand what was goin’ on when MJ came into the league. I was 17 when the dun showed up in Chicago not 5 or 6 like most of these cats that want to argue with me about what they saw. If you’re 40 you were 6 when Jordan was drafted you don’t remember what that dun was doin’ in 1984. You were ridin’ a Big Wheel in front of Big Momma’s house and if you were watchin’ the game you didn’t understand what was goin’ on other than knowin’ who scored the most points. Stop it!
Don’t miss out on seein’ greatness by bein’ a hater. Appreciate this Finals for what it is playa and now you can stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!