INDIANAPOLIS,IN. — Last Thursday everybody and their baby’s momma and even Uncle LeRoy were excited to see Andrew Luck play in the first preseason game of the year after not playin’ since Week 17 of 2016. Ole boy looked great under the circumstances. Havin’ not played in 19 months he was 6 of 9 for 64 yards in the first two Colts offensive series.
He took a couple of hits and got right back up as well. Immediately after that ball game I said that he looked good and that they should sit that dun down until Week 1 just to make sure that he doesn’t get hurt. This is Indianapolis playboy not Chicago, Oakland or Cleveland. Those fan bases will come to the games if they are 0-16. They’ll sell the joint out every week to watch them lose.
If Andrew Luck isn’t playin’ and they’re losin’, nobody’s goin’ to Lucas Oil Stadium. That’s just real talk.
Over the weekend the big homie and ESPN Colts reporter, Mike Wells, says that the Colts plan on playin’ Luck even more in preseason Game 2 on August 20 against the Baltimore Ravens. Ole boy didn’t practice on Saturday and coach Frank Reich had this to say, “We had planned this day off back a couple of weeks ago really for him to get his full deal physically to kind of put some stuff back into the body.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! LEAVE THAT DUN ON THE SIDELINE UNTIL WEEK 1!!!!! Nobody’s got time for that!!! He’s already fragile and people that are buyin’ season tickets need to be able to see him durin’ the regular season. If you run him out there this preseason and he gets hurt the stadium will be empty this fall. Trust what I’m tellin’ you and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo is real talk today!