GLENDALE– Everybody and their baby’s momma, Uncle LeRoy and Aunt Betty would like to thank the LSU Tigers for knocking off the UCF Knights on New Years Day in the 2019 Fiesta Bowl 40-32. Why? So we don’t have to listen to the most ridiculous piece of foolishness of all-time. That’s why!! We don’t have to hear to foolishness of them claiming to be the back-to-to back national champions of college football. When they didn’t win the national championship last year. They were tuned up and ready to sing that song all off-season.
They were on a 25-game winning streak, which was amazing, however, they play in the American Athletic Conference. For y’all that don’t know. They play NOBODY!!!! So if you see LSU on the street any time soon give them a pound and keep it moving.
UCF went undefeated last season, beat Auburn in the bowl game and claimed the national championship!!! Bruh…they literally went out, bought rings, had a darn parade at Disney World and put up National Championship banners all over town. I can’t make this foolishness up.
We all saw Alabama beat Georgia for the national title in 2017 but these cats live in their own Land of Oz and they were about to do the same thing this year. Well…until LSU put that thang on them. Oh and please don’t tell me that LSU barely beat them by 8 points and that it would have been a different game had their quarterback McKenzie Milton been playing. Ole boy suffered a gruesome leg injury back in November.
Yeah…that all sounds good playa but LSU was missing darn near their whole defense and two cats were ejected for targeting. Stop it. The Tigers were without star corner Greedy Williams, starter Kristian Fulton and backup Kelvin Joseph. They were also missing two key pieces on the defensive line.
Again, back to my original point!!! Thanks for keeping us from having to listen to the foolishness of grown adults allowing some kids to claim something that doesn’t belong to them. That’s like Christopher Columbus telling boyz that he discovered America when people were already living here. Like ole boy from LSU said, “It’s embarrassing to see them claim the national championship because we played the national champs.”
Thanks LSU for allowing us to go into the off-season in peace. Stop me when I start lyin’!