Thank God for the other three regions in the NCAA Tournament holdin’ on to the knot in the rope because the South Region is a hot mess right now. On the first weekend the Top four seeds down there all wet the bed so bad that Big Momma couldn’t even turn the mattress over.
The No.1 overall seed Virginia loss to a darn No.16 for the first time in NCAA Tournament history, which was extremely cool to watch. Then No.2 Cincinnati, No.3 Tennessee and No.4 Arizona all followed suit. For the hell of it No.5 Kentucky destroyed their mattress too on Thursday night. So now we’re left to watch freakin’ No.9 Kansas State and No.11 Loyola-Chicago play for a trip to the Final Four outta of the South. That’s really all of the Cinderella story we really want to see playa.
Sponsors and real diehards college basketball fans wanna see the real McCoy’s play the rest of the way. So again thank God for the Midwest Regional matchup on Sunday with No.1 Kansas and No.2 Duke. Thanks again for the East Regional matchup with No.1 Villanova and No.3 Texas Tech. I’m not even trippin’ on the Orange Bowl match up in the West with No.3 Michigan playin’ No.9 Florida State because both teams are red hot and they didn’t sneak up on anybody.
All we can really stand is one Cinderella in the Final Four bruh. If there had been two or three it would have been the darn NIT and nobody wants to watch that foolishness. So say it with me again, Thank God for the other three regions readin’ the memo before the tournament started. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!