The Jay Graves Report

Texas A&M did us all a favor down in dull StarkVegas! “Resettin’ the Clock”

"C'mon bruh! Don't do that to us!"

Denis Waitley, the motivational speaker,  once said, “Don’t dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.” Theodore Roosevelt gave it to us like this, “In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.” Then Thomas Jefferson poured out a little liquor to all the dead homies when he spit, “Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.”

Well playas…the only thing that can help the College Football Playoff Committee is the duns that don’t deserve to be ranked in the Top 4 losin’ and doin’ us all a favor. Texas A&M did just that on Saturday by goin’ down to dull “StarkVegas” and wettin’ the bed 35-28. On the first week of the playoff committee’s rankings they completely jacked it up by puttin’ a one loss Texas A&M team at No.4 ahead of an undefeated Washington Huskies team that clearly deserved to be at least No.4.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’ll say it until they tape my mouth shut and tie my hands behind my back. “If the wins and the losses don’t count then why are we keepin’ score?” These duns makin’ decisions on this foolishness always wanna throw an SEC team in the Top 4 on GP because they’ve got SEC on their darn helmets. Texas A&M had played no better of a schedule thus far than Washington did. If you don’t believe me bruh go pull up the schedules. The only legitimate team they had played WAS Alabama and they lost to them. So how do you justify puttin’ them ahead of an undefeated Washington?

I hollered and screamed about it all last week on my “Real Playas Podcast” that you definitely have to check out. I don’t have a dog in the fight. I just wanna see the rankings be fair every week not just in the final week. For years duns like Kirk Herbstreit always says ignorant mess like, “We don’t want to see the most deserving teams. We should have the 4 best teams!” That makes no sense bruh!! If all we’re doin’ is eye ballin’ teams to figure out who’s the best then why are we even playin’ the darn games? And that’s the edited version.

Usin’ Herbstreit’s logic we don’t need to play the season. That’s a waste of time. Let’s just travel around to all of the spring practices and see who looks the best and crown them the champion. To tell me that Texas A&M looked like a better team than Washington as of last week because they are in the SEC is ignorant.

And let keep this real playboy! Alabama is the only freakin’ team in the SEC right now!! There are 14 teams in that conference!!! Stop it! You sound crazy!!!

Let’s get back to the foolishness at hand. Of course, it worked itself out like I figured that it would because it always does but that’s not the point. What if both Washington and Texas A&M had run the table? At what point and with what logic were they goin’ to justify leaping Washington over Texas A&M?

If you’re tellin’ me that teams have to be in a Power 5 conference to even be taken seriously in all of this foolishness and Washington is not only in a Power 5 but they’re undefeated then why weren’t they ranked higher? That’s dull! We keep seein’ this nonsense year after year even when they were usin’ the BCS.

Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh. It always works itself out because boyz are goin’ to lose games and the best of the best typically are left standin’ at the end of the season. Just like last year when boyz did everything in their power to try to keep Iowa from bein’ ranked in the Top 4 all season. They were undefeated and deserved to be there based off of wins and losses. It wasn’t until the week of the Big Ten Championship Game did they rank them in the Top 4. Now they got beat by Michigan State and it worked out. However, they still deserved to be ranked high up until that point. The best team is the team that shows up for 3 and a half hours on Saturday. Not the dun that you think is the best.

Don’t hate on a boy because you don’t think that they’re that good. If they’re winnin’ the freakin’ games then give them their props by ranking them where they SHOULD be ranked until they wet the bed.

I’m so glad that A&M did us all a favor on Saturday and ruined the mattress to the point where Big Momma can’t even turn it over. They’ve go 2 losses now and we don’t have to hear about them again.

Now do I believe Washington is goin’ to run the table? Probably not because I think that either USC or Washington State may get them. But if they do, don’t make it difficult for them to get into the Top 4 by havin’ to leap frog some dun that shouldn’t have been ranked ahead of them in the first place. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) GP: verb phrase – acronym for General Purposes which by hood standards means for the heck of it.

4) StarkVegas: noun – the dull nickname for Starkville, Ms, when Dak Prescott had them bein’ at least a respectable program for about 2 years,

5) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.