Everbody with a microphone and a sports media platform says the same thing all day everyday. As soon as one cat jumps off of the roof head first with something, wait less than 30 seconds later because there’s another dun following him or her with the same foolishness. Nobody thinks for themselves.
All you keep hearing is that Ben Simmons can’t shoot or the dun is afraid to shoot. However, he’s keeps bursting cats butts in this thing we call the NBA. With Joel Embiid out on Thursday night in Brooklyn ole boy took over and put that thang on the Nets finishing with 31 points, 9 assists, 4 rebounds, 3 blocks and 2 steals. Ole boy went 11-13 from the field!! Who cares if they were straight up jumpers or layups? They’re still worth the same two points.
Boyz kill me with this foolishness that he can’t shoot. He’s scoring points!! Who cares how he gets them? The dun is 6’10” playing point guard. He can get to the rack whenever he pleases. So does he really have to be able to shoot jumpers to score? He put up a darn triple-double on Game 2 with a playoff scoring career high. Stop with this foolishness!!
It was the same nonsense when Tim Tebow was in the NFL. Cats were adamant about telling you that he couldn’t throw the football. However, the dun took over a team in Denver that was 1-4 and won 9 out of 10 games while beating Pittsburgh in the playoffs. But he couldn’t throw the football. I don’t care if he was pushing it down the field with his nose he was winning. They never even gave him a shot in New York but they gave Mark Sanchez multiple opportunities and he head butted a lineman in the rear end.
Cats telling you Tebow can’t throw or Ben Simmons can’t shoot are crazy. There were 20 other quarterbacks in the league that could throw 10 times better than Tebow that didn’t make the playoffs that year right? There are 18 other starting point guards in the NBA that can shoot the lights out of the gym that DID NOT make the playoffs right?
So who cares if Ben Simmons can’t shoot or not? The dun is in the playoffs winning and putting up crazy numbers. Stop with this foolishness and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.