LOS ANGELES — For all the cats looking for a battle between Kevin Durant and Patrick Beverly in Game 3 got a piece of coal in their Trick or Trick bag. KD came right out of the whip and put that thang on him just to let boyz know that he was THEE Kevin Durant that you heard about.
Ole boy dropped 38 points, threw 7 dimes and grabbed 4 rebounds in just 29 minutes in the Warriors 132-105 blasting of the Clippers in LA.
Everybody and their baby’s momma tuned in to see the continuation of the showdown between KD and Bev as they both were ejected in Game 1 for whoofin’ at each other all night. The refs finally got tired of it and threw both of them out of Big Momma’s house before it really got crazy. You know the drill, at some point somebody is going to buck and it’s going to be Chris Brown up in that piece “On and Poppin’.”
After practice on Wednesday KD told reporters what the deal was, “I’m not gonna get in the way of the game because I wanna have a little back-and-forth with Patrick Beverley. I’m Kevin Durant. You know who I am. Y’all know who I am.”
Well playas…boyz should have known that without him having to say it. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Beverly is a monster on defense and can lock down most cats in the NBA. He’s a beast!! However, the dun isn’t but 6’0″ tall. He’s not locking down a player of KD’s caliber. C’mon playa KD is a top two player in the WORLD and he’s 7 feet tall with the ability to do EVERYTHING on the floor and he can shoot it from Uncle LeRoy’s house. Bev was bound to get the business brought to him.
He knew it too. After the game he had this to say, “He came out really aggressive, posted me up more. Kinda knew that coming in that he was gonna come in really aggressive. Made a couple early…and from that point, like any basketball player, he made a couple early, the basket gets bigger. I have to do a better job fighting for position. But give him a lot of credit; he made shots.”
However, Bev is trippin’ talking about having to do a better job at fighting for position. He better fight a boy for another 10 inches and 60 pounds. There’s nothing he can do with KD bruh. Sometimes in life there are cats you can’t do anything with. So it’s just best to cross the street.
It’s like growing up in the hood and you’re walking to school in the morning. When Debo (yes every neighborhood has one) is coming in your direction. It’s best to start jogging as you cross the street like you didn’t even see him. Avoid that dun as much as possible that way you keep your dignity, bread, sneakers and jewelry.
In my old school hood vernacular, Patrick Beverly and the Clippers need to “Call it lovely and keep it movin’.” Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!