Stop lying to yourself about being excited about the XFL. I’ll give you two weeks on that foolishness!

Everybody, their Uncle LeRoy and cousin Skooter is running around talking about the start of the XFL on Saturday. Even ABC and FOX have fallen for the Oaky Doke on this foolishness. The first game pops off at 2pm Eastern time between Seattle and DC on ABC. Then Los Angeles and Houston jumps in the water on FOX afterwards.

Boyz are all hyped up like it’s really football season and then they’ve got to kick it off. I’ll give the excitement two weeks and duns will start running for cover.

First of all, it’s the XFL. Haven’t we seen this movie already, like twice? Nobody’s interested in watching another football season with a bunch of guys that didn’t make the NFL. It sounds good but we just watched the entire REAL NFL season that just ended on Sunday.

You aren’t really about to sit through a watered down version of the NFL when you just saw the real one bruh. That’s like trying to sell me the generic version of some Nike when I’ve got a closet full of them right now. Not only do I own several pair but I’ve been wearing them my whole life. Why would I want to wear some joints that almost look like Nike. That’s stupid.

This whole thing is like telling me that I’ll enjoy watching the G-League because it’s suddenly on TNT on Tuesdays and Thursdays all summer. It’s still watered down professional basketball. Nobody wants to see that foolishness.

Sure, I give props to the cats on the grind trying to make it to the NFL but I don’t want to see them play. Look…I’ve watched college football at the highest level and the NFL this past fall. Now it’s hoop season straight up homie. Do you really think boyz are about to watch the XFL instead of the NBA and college basketball? The conference and NCAA Tournaments are right around the corner and the NBA playoffs will follow that until mid-June.

Who’s watching the XFL again? So enjoy the foolishness for the next two weeks and I’ll see you sitting next to me watching that round ball like you knew you were supposed to in the first place. Duns hollerin’ about the XFL are the guy that just wants to be on the opposite side of the fence just because. Stop with this foolishness! Holla At Ya Boy!