Some duns just can’t get out of their own way no matter how talented they may be. Cats will sabotage their lives and careers regardless of the breaks they got to get there. The Pittsburgh Steelers cut safety Kameron Kelly after he was arrested on Friday morning on two counts of making terroristic threats and one count of resisting arrest.
According to the police report ole boy was being disorderly at Mario’s South Side Saloon. When an officer told Kelly he had to leave, he became confrontational. The complaint said that Kelly had already threatened to knock an employee of the bar out after, get this, his music choice was skipped on the jukebox.
Then once they got outside the bar the arresting officer accidentally stepped on Kelly’s girl’s foot and then she started arguing with the police too.
In other words, ole boy had too much oil in his system and because he played for the Steelers the liquid courage had him feelin’ himself. He started talking crazy and loud and when his music didn’t get played he lost it. You already know what came out of his mouth bruh. “You didn’t play my music? I’ll beat yo butt (That’s the edited version)!!! That’s the standard hood go to in that situation.
When they told him he had to bounce he’s then outside woofin’ and his girl who is his fake ride or die is edging him on. I say fake because she’s probably some local that’s only hanging out with him because he plays for the Steelers.
When the cop steps on her foot she snaps because she’s got to act like she’s down like four flat tires. However, now that the dun’s been cut she’s not answering his calls today. Why? Because the dun’s no good to her now. The props of saying my boyfriend plays for the Steelers has flown out of the window. She’s on to the next sucker willing to spend all of his money on her.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Kameron Kelly was barely playing in the first place. He’s been primarily a special teams player most of the season. His last significant defensive playing time came against Chargers in Week 6 when he played 26 snaps.
So now he’s gotta call Big Momma and tell her that he just lost that good job that he worked his entire life for because they didn’t play his music at the bar. That’s what he’s got to call her and tell her today bruh. Foolishness!!!!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
Good article.