THE LAND OF FOOLISHNESS, GA. — Well playas…everybody and their baby’s momma assumed that ole Shady McCoy had somethin’ to do with his ex-girlfriend bein’ beaten and robbed in the home invasion in Milton, GA. on Tuesday. There was just way too much foolishness pointin’ in his direction for it not to be.
On Wednesday I wrote the Hot Joint entitled “Hood Senses” explainin’ to boyz how ole boy completely implicated himself in this foolishness by sayin’ one line. “I have not had any direct contact with any of the people involved in months.” DIRECT was the key word playa. He was doin’ way too much when he said that.
So on Thursday the police released the 911 tape of the victim callin’ them after the attack. The caller said, “I’m telling you, I’m telling you, that guy is [redacted]. He must have known the camera system. LeSean must have told him. There’s no camera in the front.”
Once the Milton Police showed up she went on to say, “My boyfriend, who I feel like did this, who set me up, is going to see us on the cameras outside. We’re breaking up and he wants all his jewelry back.”
Bruh…how stupid can you be? This dun is an NFL player makin’ a fortune of bread, relatively speakin’, livin’ a lavish lifestyle and he’s about to throw it all away for some stupid jewelry that he gave to a chick that he now wants back? What is this 6th grade? C’mon playa!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When a dun runs off into the crib and beats the brakes off of a woman for a specific piece of jewelry you already knew what the deal was. He’s already got public court records of them feudin’ over him tryin’ to evict her from the house.
Now that’s foul in and of itself because she knows the eviction laws and won’t leave his property when it’s clear they are no longer together but that’s another story. So I get his frustration but that’s no excuse to go out and pull a darn Rae Carruth. That woman could have easily been killed with the fool pullin’ a gun and pistol whippin’ her. This is madness. Who does that? A complete fool!!!
Cut your losses and keep it movin’ playa. There’s no way all of this doesn’t tie back to McCoy in a matter of days. Barney Fife could figure this case out. We already know that once they get the dun that actually committed the crime into the interrogation room it’s a wrap. You know the First 48 drill; he walks into the joint like a gangsta lookin’ tough and talkin’ strong. Then after about a hour the he starts cryin’ and reflectin’ on his life. Then he says, “You got a cigarette?” You already know what’s comin’ next, “Can I call my momma?”
Then the next thing you know he’s singin’ like Luther Vandross on the first album. Big Luther! Not skinny Luther. “Man I didn’t want to do it but Shady made me do it. It was all his idea bruh!” I’m tellin’ you that I can’t make this foolishness up. By the time the weekend is over they’ll have Shady askin’ for a cigarette and callin’ Big Momma too.
Foolishness I say! Straight foolishness!!! Now you can stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
3) Crib: noun – house
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!