The Jay Graves Report

Russell Westbrook rests and gets TALL respect from the O.G.’s out here! “Respect Homie”

"It is finished! Now let's move on the playoffs playa!" Photo: USA Today

Zig Ziglar once said, “It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.” Les Brown, the motivational speaker, gave it to us like this, “You need to make a commitment, and once you make it, then life will give you some answers.” Then Paul J. Meyer put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning, and focused effort.”

Well playas…Young Russ has been the most productive player in the NBA this year and it wasn’t by accident. He displayed a commitment to excellence, intelligent plannin’ and the dun had a focused effort. Ole boy finished the season averagin’ 31.9 points, 10.7 rebounds and 10.4 assists per game bruh! So after solidifyin’ the triple double for the season he took a well deserved break on Tuesday by sittin’ out the 2nd to last game against the dull Timberwolves.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When a boy averages a triple double for the season and decides that he’s gonna rest the 2nd to last game. Buy that dun a hot dog and a Coke, give him an ata’man and have someone rubbin’ his freakin’ shoulders.

I’ve got tall respect for Young Russ because he gave payin’ customers their money’s worth ALL season long. The dun showed up to work EVERY night. He didn’t short change a boy or try to hustle cats like LeBron, Kyrie, Kevin Love, Steph Curry, Klay Thompson etc. etc. etc.!

Folks all over the country have paid long bread to see these cats play and they’ve pulled the oakey doke on cats at the last minute. LeBron has shown up in Indy and at 5:15pm we’ve gotten the word that the dun isn’t playin’. However, kids and unfortunately, grown men as well, are literally standin’ in the lobby with his freakin’ jersey on hyped up about the opportunity to see him play. Then the dull Cavs announce that ole boy is restin’ on their bread.

So when Russ plays EVERY night and gives the fans what they came to see you’ve got to give him tall respect for that. He’s the poster child for perfect attendance and hard work. Much love to Young Russ for puttin’ in work this season. All of the O.G.’s out here are ridin’ with the dun that doesn’t hustle boyz out of their bread or violate the street code of “give me what I paid for playa.” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!