The Jay Graves Report

Penn State gets disrespected for not playin’ anybody but Alabama’s schedule’s even worse!

"What chu want me to do bruh?" Photo: Touch the Banner

I’ve been waitin’ for Michigan to get their doors blown off of them since I saw them up in West Lafayette several weeks ago bruh. They looked a hot mess in the first half against the Boilermakers. Then a few weeks later I saw them play down in Bloomington and the Hoosiers took them to overtime. If IU would have had a darn quarterback they wouldn’t have loss that ball game.

Now I know boyz have been talkin’ about how good their defense was on paper but I’ve covered two of their games this year and they didn’t impress me at all. Their offense was pedestrian at best and there was nothin’ about their defense that got me excited.

So when they went to Penn State I knew that they would be exposed. Why? Because Penn State is the real deal. Saquon Barkley and Co. got all in that tail 42-13 and sent the Wolverines back to Ann Arbor lickin’ their wounds.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The boyz that everybody keeps disrespectin’ are the Penn State Nittany Lions bruh!!! They’re undefeated and they were this good last year. Yeah, I know that they hadn’t played anybody until they showed up against Michigan and they weren’t that good but it’s still Michigan.

It blows my mind that boyz wanna dissect Penn State’s schedule but nobody says a word about Alabama’s schedule every year. The first 6 or 7 games every year Bama plays NOBODY!! They’re in the SEC West!!!  They haven’t played anybody yet but Penn State’s gotta have a schedule full of nationally ranked teams before these fake media-type give them some love.

Alabama’s played Florida State, Fresno State, Colorado State, Vanderbilt, Texas A&M, Arkansas and Tennessee! All dull! But Penn State can’t get any love comin’ off of a Big Ten Championship and a 3-point Rose Bowl loss to USC playin’ at the crib. And oh yes, USC playin’ in the Rose Bowl is technically a home game bruh! Stop it.

Penn State does all of that and starts the season off 7-0 and boyz still aren’t impressed!!

Bama plays in the SEC West!!! That means that they’ve only got one game a year to play to get to the SEC title game and that’s against LSU!! They’re sprintin’ through Ole Miss, Miss State, A&M, Arkansas and Auburn every year but Penn State can’t get any love for bein’ 7-0 right now. They’ve got to go out to Columbus and beat Ohio State in order to be legit? That’s crazy to me and didn’t they beat Ohio State last year bruh and get screwed out of a playoff birth? This is foolishness!!

All I know is, I’m all in with James Franklin even if their uniforms are atrocious. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!