The Jay Graves Report

Paul George shuts the Beard down as Pacers blast Rockets! “NUTS!!!”

I'm here bruh! All night!"

The Beard has been goin’ to work on boyz all season long and this past Friday night he unloaded from some real foolishness on the the Philadelphia 76ers! The dun put up a 51 point triple double which included 13 rebounds and 13 dimes! So on Sunday night the dun rolled into Naptown lookin’ to do more damage on their road trip but he and the Rockets got blasted instead 120-101.

Well playas…he ran into Paul George which created a serious problem for a boy! Not only did PG13 bring his offensive game but the dun bought some extra defense with some mild sauce on the side on his way into the joint from the swap meet down the street. Ole boy held the Beard to just 15 points on 3 of 17 from the field and 2 of 10 from behind the arc along with 8 dull turnovers. A far cry from Friday night playboy.

PG, on the other end of the floor was NUTS!!! He finished with 33 points and 9 rebounds! He was perfect from the foul line goin’ 4 for 4. This was his fourth straight game with 30 plus points! Talk about a dun gettin’ comfortable in his own skin.

Myles Turner jumped out of the whip with a solid double-double finishin’ with 18 points and 10 rebounds followed by Jeff Teague’s 17 points and 15 dimes!! The Pacers as a team threw 28 assists!! Wheredeydodatat? Glenn Robinson III came out of the bushes on a boy with 14 points to keep ‘um honest.

The Rockets have lost four of their last five games in Indianapolis. Well I guess they must have expected to get blasted runnin’ up in there. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!