The Jay Graves Report

Patriots advance to the Super Bowl with hatin’ at an All-Time high! “Playas & Games”

"You already know what it is playa!"

For years I’ve always said, “If fifty percent of the people in the room aren’t hatin’ on you, then you need to step your game up.” Well playas…Tom Brady and Bill Belichick probably have about 90 percent of the duns in the room hatin’ on them right now. From a hustlas standpoint, it’s a job well done.

On Sunday they carjacked and strip searched the Pittsburgh Steelers up in Foxboro 36-17 to advance to an unprecedented ninth appearance in the Super Bowl and Tom Brady’s seventh!! They’re seekin’ their fifth Super Bowl title and hatin’ is at an all-time high! If you’re a hustla and can appreciate a boy handlin’ his business then you’ve got to admire what ole Bill and Co. have been able to do.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When people say that they hate New England they’re really sayin’ that they hate the fact that they keep beatin’ their team. They’re really sayin’ that they’re jealous of the success that they keep havin’ and wish that they could find that type of success in their lives or most importantly their team’s lives. That’s real talk bruh!

You can’t hate on a boy for bein’ good. They started the season off with Tom Brady suspended for four games as a result of the “Deflategate” and they still went 3-1 to start the season with the second and third team quarterbacks. Then Brady came back in Week 5 and picked up like he’d never left joint. He only loss one ball game and that was to the Seattle Seahawks at the crib.

He literally put the Steelers over his knee and beat them like they had been caught shoplifting by Big Momma. He finished with 384 yards and 3 touchdowns! The Steelers had no answer for Chris Hogan who had 9 catches for 180 yards and Julian Edelman who finished with 8 catches for 118 yards.

Like the old time hustlas used to teach us in the barber shop, “Don’t hate the playa hate the game!”  Bill Belichick has a system that works bruh and there’s nothin’ you can do to stop it. He runs a tight ship with EVERYBODY bein’ on board and it works.

I told you boyz in my preview that the Steelers would get blasted because EVERYBODY in that locker room wasn’t dialed in to the business at hand. I told you that when a dun has the audacity to Facebook live the head coach’s post-game speech when he knows that the dun has a propensity to curse and talk crazy, like most coaches do., that’s a problem.  It told you that Mike Tomlin didn’t have the handle on his team that Bill Belichick did. Therefore, it didn’t matter how good Pittsburgh had been playin’ they weren’t disciplined enough to go to Foxboro and win. It wasn’t goin’ to happen with Tom Brady in the pocket and ole mumblin’ Bill walkin’ the sideline. Not a chance!!!

It should be a great Super Bowl in Houston because both of these offenses are NUTS!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!