Pacers get ran over by a bunch of cats in a hooptie in Dallas lookin’ for directions! “Hit &Run”

Photo: The Canadian Press

The Indiana Pacers went to Dallas on Monday night and got ran over by a bunch of cats in a hooptie lost lookin’ for directions. The Mavericks, one of the worst teams in the league (19-42), found a way to win 109-103 even after owner Mark Cuban suggested that his team would be better off tankin’ to secure a higher draft pick last week.

Did I mention that this is the same organization that was exposed a week ago in a Sports Illustrated article for havin’ a culture of straight foolishness and sexual misconduct runnin’ rampant in the front office? It’s literally one of the worst teams in the NBA.

They somehow found a way to beat the Pacers who came in on a four game winnin’ streak as the Mavs ended their four game losin’ streak. The face of the franchise, Dirk Nowitzki, had this to say after the game. “You don’t really want a culture here that’s just giving up and quitting and not playing hard. I think just it sets the wrong tone for the future.”

Well playas…they set the tone on Monday night by takin’ advantage of the Pacers and sweepin’ the season series with them. They beat the Pacers back on December 27 who were without Victor Oladipo due to a knee injury. On Monday ole boy was limited to only 14 minutes through three quarters after pickin’ up two early fouls in the game.

Therefore, Myles Turner had to lead Indiana with 24 points followed by Oladipo’s 21.

Dallas was determined not to lose this one as they put up 41 points in the fourth quarter shootin’ 60 percent from the field. That’s NUTS!!! As bad as Dallas is even a broken clock is right twice a day. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Hooptie: noun – an old raggedy car

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!